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    Talking Friday Funny

    Joe took his blind date to the carnival. "What would you like to do first, Kim?" asked Joe.

    "I want to get weighed," she said. They ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale; it read 117 and she won a prize.

    Next, the couple went on the Ferris wheel. When the ride was over, Joe again asked Kim what she would like to do.

    "I want to get weighed," she said.

    Back to the weight guesser they went. Since they had been there before, he guessed her correct weight, and Joe lost his dollar.

    The couple walked around the carnival and again he asked where to go next. "I want to get weighed," she responded.

    By this time, Joe figured she was really weird and took her home early, dropping her off with a handshake.
    Her roommate, Laura, asked her about the blind date, "How'd it go?"

    Kim responded, "Oh, Waura, it was wousy."


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    Re: Friday Funny

    D'OH!
    "Who is this coming from Edom, from Bozrah, with his garments stained crimson?
    Who is this, robed in splendor, striding forward in the greatness of his strength?
    'It is I, speaking in righteousness, mighty to save.' "

    Isaiah 63:1

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    Re: Friday Funny

    LOL!

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    Re: Friday Funny

    Quote Originally Posted by CarolinaSoonerinFla
    SanAntonioSooner took his wife to the carnival. "What would you like to do first, Mrs. SAS?" asked SanAntonioSooner.

    "I want to get weighed," she said. They ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale; it read 117 and she won a prize.

    Next, the couple went on the Ferris wheel. When the ride was over, SanAntonioSooner again asked Mrs. SAS what she would like to do.

    "I want to get weighed," she said.

    Back to the weight guesser they went. Since they had been there before, he guessed her correct weight, and SanAntonioSooner lost his dollar.

    The couple walked around the carnival and again he asked where to go next. "I want to get weighed," she responded.

    By this time, SanAntonioSooner figured she was really weird and took her home early, dropping her off with a handshake, and headed to the bar to get drunk and think about how he never gets any action.
    Her friend, Laura, asked her about the blind date, "How'd it go?"

    Mrs. SAS responded, "Oh, Waura, it was wousy."
    Fixed
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    Besides, a bitch gotta party, yo.

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    Re: Friday Funny

    Quote Originally Posted by Osce0la
    Fixed
    HEH....YMSSMR


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    Six stitches is a pretty decent sized gash.
    Quote Originally Posted by OUthunder View Post
    To hell with Nebraska...they are overrated and irrelevant.

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