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    Sooner All-Big XII-2-1+1-1+1 Melo's Avatar
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    Guess what Melo has lost this time!

    My printer cord. Cant find it. Wasnt in the box with my printer. Why cant I keep track of things?!?!

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    Re: Guess what Melo has lost this time!

    I was gonna guess your virginity but I see that you already told us the answer.
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    Re: Guess what Melo has lost this time!

    do you really want an answer or was that rhetorical?
    "I'm a mother****ing party all by myself."

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    Re: Guess what Melo has lost this time!

    This game isn't going to be any fun if you don't let us guess.
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    Sooner All-Big XII-2-1+1-1+1 Melo's Avatar
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    Re: Guess what Melo has lost this time!

    Quote Originally Posted by proud gonzo
    do you really want an answer or was that rhetorical?
    It was rhetorical. I dont need to hear from you how stupid I am. I know this already.

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    Sooner All-Big XII-2-1+1-1+1 Melo's Avatar
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    Re: Guess what Melo has lost this time!

    Quote Originally Posted by sooner_born_1960
    This game isn't going to be any fun if you don't let us guess.
    Go ahead and guess then.

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    Sooner All-Big XII-2-1+1-1+1 Melo's Avatar
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    Re: Guess what Melo has lost this time!

    Quote Originally Posted by 1stTimeCaller
    I was gonna guess your virginity but I see that you already told us the answer.
    My virginity? You obviously have never been witness to my premarital sex rant. Or you have, and youre just trying to be funny.

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    Re: Guess what Melo has lost this time!

    Quote Originally Posted by Melo
    Go ahead and guess then.
    Car keys?!?! What do I win!!!
    We have **** the bed, rolled around in it, gotten up, slipped and fallen and re**** the bed.
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    Re: Guess what Melo has lost this time!

    it's not premarital unless you plan on marrying the person.
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    Sooner All-Big XII-2-1+1-1+1 Melo's Avatar
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    Re: Guess what Melo has lost this time!

    Quote Originally Posted by 1stTimeCaller
    it's not premarital unless you plan on marrying the person.
    Nah, its premarital if youre not married.

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    Re: Guess what Melo has lost this time!

    what if you're married but not to each other?
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    Sooner All-Big XII-2-1+1-1+1 Melo's Avatar
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    Re: Guess what Melo has lost this time!

    Quote Originally Posted by 1stTimeCaller
    what if you're married but not to each other?
    If youre married and sleeping with other people, you have more things to worry about than sex.

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    Re: Guess what Melo has lost this time!

    true that. I've found that the only time I worry about secks is when I haven't had any in a while.
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    Sooner All-Big XII-2-1+1-1+1 Melo's Avatar
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    Re: Guess what Melo has lost this time!

    I'm glad I dont have to worry about that. But back to my printer cord. I found my usb cord. But thats pretty worthless since the printer is wireless.

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    Re: Guess what Melo has lost this time!

    Quote Originally Posted by Melo
    printer is wireless
    than why do you need a cord? doesn't a cord have wires?

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    Re: Guess what Melo has lost this time!

    wireless appliances don't have cords.
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    Re: Guess what Melo has lost this time!

    Quote Originally Posted by Melo
    My printer cord

    Quote Originally Posted by Melo
    since the printer is wireless.

    heh.

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    Re: Guess what Melo has lost this time!

    Quote Originally Posted by Melo
    I'm glad I dont have to worry about that. But back to my printer cord. I found my usb cord. But thats pretty worthless since the printer is wireless.
    i take it you don't know how to ride a bike either...

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    Re: Guess what Melo has lost this time!

    I now see why she and SicEmBaylor are attracted to each other.
    one day

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    Sooner All-Big XII-2-1+1-1+1 Melo's Avatar
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    Re: Guess what Melo has lost this time!

    A printer has to be plugged into the wall to work, I think. They do still require electricity, right?

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