I was over checking out his new crib tonight. He had paid a few other people to come over as well, so it'd look like he had friends. The best thing that happened though.....our little Howzit jumped into the pool, and about mid-jump realized his cell phone was in his pocket.
Now he has a wet cell phone that may or may not work in the morning.
He'll probably try to make up something about me too, but don't believe it.
Those people don't show until Monday morning.
I'll try though....
Hey Howzit, you're gay!
It's workng fine, as Stanley will soon attest.
Ok, maybe not.
Gay.Originally Posted by Howzit
Dude called me at 12:30, let it ring twice, and hung up.
Why I oughta.....
Sounds when's the wedding?
Sometimes I think I drink alot, then I see, like, the Motley Crüe behind the music, and realize I'm a huge *****.
I couldn't hear anything on it, didn't know it had connected.Dude called me at 12:30, let it ring twice, and hung up.
Why I oughta.....
The phone works this morning, but the camera doesn't. Lucky for you, all those phone pics I took of you with the snorkel and mask in the hot tub full of mid-high girls are lost forever.
Shaaaaame.
Thanks for the invite Howzit! I really enjoyed it.
Oh, wait. I wasn't invited.
The fans on here are known for their objectivity, fair play, open minded welcoming of others, debating in an upfront, firm, but respectful manner.....TexasLidig8r 11/21/04
Can-Opener or Cannonball?
Toothpick.
Dude, I couldn't even see your daughter, her swim suit was camo.
What happens at Howzit's pool...stays there...
Heck, I was barely invited. This was a Mrs Howzit dealio.Thanks for the invite Howzit! I really enjoyed it.
Oh, wait. I wasn't invited.
Back flip with a half-twist, pike position. From a hand stand.
Like I'd let her in the hot tub with you...Dude, I couldn't even see your daughter, her swim suit was camo.
Did it ruin your "YMCA" ring tone?
never met you, howzit. but apparently jumping into a pool with your cell phone is uber gay.
I don’t know if the block on that last one was due to low trajectory or if the guys up front didn’t hold their ground well enough. I’m not convinced it matters. We have every reason to believe the ball could have gone through the uprights and the refs would have signaled first down Oregon. - D.E.
...and Stanley was invited...
Good thing Howzit's "Crocs" are waterproof.
"Discourage litigation. Persuade your neighbors to compromise whenever they can. Point out to them how the nominal winner is often a real loser; in fees, expenses and waste of time." -- Abraham Lincoln, (1809-1865) Lawyer and President who saved the United States.
"Without opportunities on the part of the poor to obtain expert legal advice, it is idle to talk of equality before the law"-- Justice Chas. Evans Hughes
Mrs. Howzit knows how Stanley rolls....and Stanley was invited...
Sometimes I think I drink alot, then I see, like, the Motley Crüe behind the music, and realize I'm a huge *****.
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