wtf is wrong with people?!

[Melo]

Some... GIRL just IMd me from HS. I thought it was a friend playing a prank on me, until this girl told me that she was in my spanish 2 class, and then she named my teacher. Weird. Anyways, here's what this girl says to me (I didnt know whether or not I should bleep out the female part refrence):

xXxSxYGrL06xXx: i heard that you are a b***h
xXxSxYGrL06xXx: are you?
DeathByClarinet: Maybe. Kind of depends on peoples perceptions, and how much they know about me, dont you think?
xXxSxYGrL06xXx: i guess so
xXxSxYGrL06xXx: i turned gay since i left high school
DeathByClarinet: Thats wonderful, if its who you are.
xXxSxYGrL06xXx: yeah i am diggin the v****a
DeathByClarinet: Uh huh. Thank you for sharing that with me.
xXxSxYGrL06xXx: do u like the v****a?


How did that go from me being a b***h to talking about me liking... uh...

I think I just need to go to bed.

[Octavian]

did I clear my peem box so you could send me the pics?

I promise I wont share w/ the SO.

[Melo]

did I clear my peem box so you could send me the pics?

I promise I wont share w/ the SO.

Psh.

Heck, I'll share with the SO for $20.

[Blue]

xXxSxYGrL06xXx: yeah i am diggin the v****a

That should be a sig...

[SicEmBaylor]

Psh.

Heck, I'll share with the SO for $20.

Do you take cash, check, or credit?

[Melo]

Do you take cash, check, or credit?

Preferably cash.

[Octavian]

since the market value just dropped significantly from the $50 I was really gonna ask for once I got these....I'll settle for spek now.

Sorry, melo....thats the market

and they're gooood, folks.....I'm about to be Stanley's 3rd favorite poster behind Chick and himself.

[Melo]

since the market value just dropped significantly from the $50 I was really gonna ask for once I got these....I'll settle for spek now.

Sorry, melo....thats the market

and they're gooood, folks.....I'm about to be Stanley's 3rd favorite poster behind Chick and himself.

Its not like it matters. I get all your money in the end, anyways.

[Octavian]

damn...wimins really do rule the world

[Melo]

damn...wimins really do rule the world

Yes. Yes they do.

[TheHumanAlphabet]

Isn't it gross when a member of the same sex comes on to you???

Unless of course your gay (NTTAWWT)

[Hatfield]

the real question is well....do you?

[Boarder]

Funniest part is that she asks if you like the v, not if you like v.

What a difference a little "the" makes.

[TheHumanAlphabet]

Its the same as "the O" ooo, ooo, ooo

From Office Space...

[Boomer_Sooner_sax]

That should be a sig...

I am so taking that...

[Melo]

the real question is well....do you?

I didnt want to be rude to her. I really dont remember her, but I have a HORRIBLE memory, so I could have set next to her all year, for all I know.

Anyways, I didnt want to be rude and tell her something mean, so I just told her 'I like mine, I guess.' I think that answer sufficed, because she went on to talk about other things.

Its driving me crazy. I'm going to get out the year book so I can place her in my mind.

[mdklatt]

Anyways, I didnt want to be rude and tell her something mean, so I just told her 'I like mine, I guess.'

[etouffee]

I'm guessing it's really a dude who knows you from school, just pretending to be that girl. It's not like a female, even a lesbian, to say to another female "yeah i am diggin the v****a, do u like the v****a?" Sorry, not buyin' that one at all. that's a dude.

[sanantoniosooner]

I'm guessing it's really a dude who knows you from school, just pretending to be that girl. It's not like a female, even a lesbian, to say to another female "yeah i am diggin the v****a, do u like the v****a?" Sorry, not buyin' that one at all. that's a dude.

Thanks a lot.

[etouffee]

what? did i blow your cover? sorry man.