The Slick's went to the local Messican joint Friday Night for dinner.
We got there, no problems. Our waitress was cute. The watiress for
the table next to us was, ahem, well built, which is scaleded's favorite.
Everything is going normal, when this TOTALLY SMASHED guy comes in,
staggering around toward the bathrooms. He spews out some lip to
some nice looking lady that was "in his way". He emerges from the
boys room and points to the table next to us, and annouces rather
loudly "THIS IS MY TABLE, I AM SITTING HERE", then walks off.
Slickwife has a concerend look on her face and asks if he has a gun.
Low and behold, within 5 minutes, the tall skinny guy returns with a
XXXXXXXL margarita in one hand, and a short little woman with him.
He's acting an ***, and she's just sccreeching "EWE SHUT UP!"
He comes to our table, and asks "y'all mind some company for dinner?"
(our table is full). Slickwife says "go right ahead, knock yourself out".
He sits down in the one behind us.
Slickwife then proceeds to do her best stewardess imitation "guys, the
emergency exits are right behind me and right behind you. Pikc up the
baby and run"" She even had the finger pointing thing down like a waitress.
He's very animated, talking loudly and with his hands. He asks the
waitress "WHAT IT THAT LANGUATE IT IS YOU SPEAK?". She says
"Spanish". "Oh, well, whatever".
His ordering process is painful as he wants granular details on each
bit of his order. He wants EXTRA BEANS, TONS OF BEANS.
He keeps clammering on loudly, the little lady with him keeps telling him to
shut up.
At this point I take Scalded's phone and walk off to get a picture of the guy:
(that's slickdaughter in the bottom right corner, slickwife in the top right)
We all decide that it's a good time to leave as the dude is trying to beat
ketchup out of a bottle for his bean burritos.
As we are leaving, we meet Jaba the Hut:
I told scalded that sf.com is gonna miss these great south Mississippi
stories once we move.
Scalded comments, "is it just me, or are there some people getting really
****in' obese? Not just fat, but ****in' huge!?"
Bro, it's not just you.
