my slip-n-slide party. The grill is hot and the ribs are on but it's raining cats and dogs out there. We may have to cancel the slip-n-slide party and just have a wet tshirt contest when the ladies show up.
my slip-n-slide party. The grill is hot and the ribs are on but it's raining cats and dogs out there. We may have to cancel the slip-n-slide party and just have a wet tshirt contest when the ladies show up.
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ok I like beer, bbq, wet t shirt women and slip and slidesOriginally Posted by 1stTimeCaller
why wasn't I invited.
c'mon over!! pea to dime sized hail right now in Chickasha, 'Merica.
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Very seldom have seen the words "ladies" and "wet t-shirt contest" used in the same sentence.
Move it indoors. Wesson oil party.
Don't bitch about it raining.
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nekid twister in Chickasha
this is exactly why I hang out here. A young dumb guy like myself can get some great advice here!!Originally Posted by Flagstaffsooner
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Sounds like there's going to be more sausage on the menu than ribs.Originally Posted by 1stTimeCaller
I'm not happy until you're not happy.
Oh, it's just me right now. there are 3 other guys invited over and they were in charge of lining up the wimmins. I know two of the girls that are coming over but they said that there would be about 6 more. Who knows?
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Make that Vienna sausage.Originally Posted by 1stTimeCaller
I'm not happy until you're not happy.
YMSSRA
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so what preparation method did you go with for the ribs.
man we talking about naked women and you want to talk about ribsOriginally Posted by Newbomb Turk
I'm hungry right now.Originally Posted by usmc-sooner
Feed them duck sausage. Duck under the table and get some sausage.
Pics?
I recommend nude "Twister"...if any ladies show up.
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Wonder how many girls aren't talking to 1TC right about now?
Sometimes I think I drink alot, then I see, like, the Motley Crüe behind the music, and realize I'm a huge *****.
I bet he's got a beer in one hand and he's waving a weiner in the other.
You are putting a bit too much thought into this.Originally Posted by StoopTroup