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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member slickdawg's Avatar
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    Would you hit Ann Coulter?

    Would you hit Ann Coulter?


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    Re: Would you hit Ann Coulter?

    Like cheese tortelini
    "Discourage litigation. Persuade your neighbors to compromise whenever they can. Point out to them how the nominal winner is often a real loser; in fees, expenses and waste of time." -- Abraham Lincoln, (1809-1865) Lawyer and President who saved the United States.

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    Re: Would you hit Ann Coulter?

    I would not hit it. In any sense of the phrase.
    We have always known that heedless self-interest was bad morals; we know now that it is bad economics. FDR.

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    Re: Would you hit Ann Coulter?

    Quote Originally Posted by Okla-homey
    Like cheese tortelini
    Tortelini holes are awfully small....
    I'm not happy until you're not happy.

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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member GrapevineSooner's Avatar
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    Re: Would you hit Ann Coulter?

    If you give me a 2x4, I will.
    Just imagine there's a really obnoxious graphical sig here

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    Re: Would you hit Ann Coulter?

    If I didn't find any man-equipment when I got down there, sure.

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    Re: Would you hit Ann Coulter?

    I would NEVER punch a woman.

    That's why I voted "frying pan".
    "If you don't become an actor you'll never be a factor" - Lupe Fiasco

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    Re: Would you hit Ann Coulter?

    Quote Originally Posted by bri
    I would NEVER punch a woman.

    That's why I voted "frying pan".
    You're just unwilling because her man-hands would make your **** look tiny.

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    Re: Would you hit Ann Coulter?

    the thought of her naked has the same effect as cold water on me--shrinkage
    Last edited by usmc-sooner; 6/16/2006 at 01:30 PM.

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    Re: Would you hit Ann Coulter?

    Quote Originally Posted by crawfish
    You're just unwilling because her man-hands would make your **** look tiny.

    No, my tiny c*ck makes my c*ck look tiny.
    "If you don't become an actor you'll never be a factor" - Lupe Fiasco

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    Re: Would you hit Ann Coulter?

    i bet it's like a light socket.

    though, i hear from a collegue of mine who has a former student interning at Fox this summer that the rumor is Sean Hannity, married with 3 kids, is the one hitting it.

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    America's Sweetheart bri's Avatar
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    Re: Would you hit Ann Coulter?

    To be honest, I'd be more shocked by a rumor that said he WASN'T hitting it...
    "If you don't become an actor you'll never be a factor" - Lupe Fiasco

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    Re: Would you hit Ann Coulter?

    All this talk of Ann Coulter and sex is making me naseous.


    Or maybe it's the sesame chicken.
    We have always known that heedless self-interest was bad morals; we know now that it is bad economics. FDR.

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    America's Sweetheart bri's Avatar
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    Re: Would you hit Ann Coulter?

    Quote Originally Posted by SoonerInKCMO
    All this talk of Ann Coulter and sex is making me naseous.


    Or maybe it's the sesame chicken.
    Strangely enough, "sesame chicken" is Ann Coulter's nickname for her lady parts.

    She calls Hannity's jimmy junk her "sweet and sour pork".
    "If you don't become an actor you'll never be a factor" - Lupe Fiasco

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    Re: Would you hit Ann Coulter?

    Quote Originally Posted by bri
    Strangely enough, "sesame chicken" is Ann Coulter's nickname for her lady parts.

    She calls Hannity's jimmy junk her "sweet and sour pork".

    i am making a bad face.


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    Re: Would you hit Ann Coulter?

    you all would hit it and you know it
    http://www.cpl.net/~carville/ann_coulter-lingerie.jpg
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    Re: Would you hit Ann Coulter?

    those aren't ann's twins.

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    Re: Would you hit Ann Coulter?

    Yea, I'd hit that...
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    Re: Would you hit Ann Coulter?

    Quote Originally Posted by 85Sooner
    you all would hit it and you know it
    FARK!
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    America's Sweetheart bri's Avatar
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    Re: Would you hit Ann Coulter?

    Yeah, her Adam's apple is bigger than her tits.

    F*ck, her BALLS are bigger than her tits.
    "If you don't become an actor you'll never be a factor" - Lupe Fiasco

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