i guess either no one else found this funny, or no one bothers to post on smack central
"That's the same Barry Switzer who won three national titles (and a scary 83.7 percent of his games) at OU and, whether you like it or not, has more Super Bowl victories than Marty Schottenheimer, Marv Levy, Bud Grant, Dan Reeves, Andy Reid, Jeff Fisher and Lovie Smith -- combined." -Michael Silver, SI.com
A little bit of both.Originally Posted by Snrfn4ever08
....so big, Bin Ladin tried to fly a 747 into it.
Know thy self,
know thy enemy.
A thousand battles,
a thousand victories. - Sun Tzu (500 B.C.)
I heard this on Sirius the other day, they're not all funny, but some are.
Is that the one that says, My dick is so big it has its own dick, and my dick's dick is bigger than your dick?
Do it for the Polar bears.
it is so big that it still has snow on it in the middle of the summer.
... my dick is three inches...
FROM THA GROUND!!!
That ****'s always been the funniest one. And if someone else tells you that... just ask them if it's when they go up or down during the pushup.
"One has to wonder about the structural integrity of the Vintage Cotton Bowl the last 14 years. There's been a lot of weight on that Oklahoma side."
...Super Doppler mistakes it for a tornado.
... when i get an erection, I pass out.
"One has to wonder about the structural integrity of the Vintage Cotton Bowl the last 14 years. There's been a lot of weight on that Oklahoma side."
an airplane could navigate from it...
Born to fish, forced to work.
"One has to wonder about the structural integrity of the Vintage Cotton Bowl the last 14 years. There's been a lot of weight on that Oklahoma side."
Ole Vet Posse SGT-AT-ARMS.
it's against the law to **** me without protective headgear.
John Holmes calls me Daddy!
Know thy self,
know thy enemy.
A thousand battles,
a thousand victories. - Sun Tzu (500 B.C.)
My **** is so big; someone once used it as a lifeline on, ‘Who wants to be a Millionaire?”.
......there's a monument to it.
.....and that's all the news from out here on the old Santa Fe Trail.
I hate to brag, but MINE is so big it's been invited to join the UN.
LF
Would I lie....to YOU?
See also, Drew Carey's "Dirty Jokes and Beer" for some good d*ck jokes. My personal favorite is my own, though...
"My d*ck is so big that it got held back a year to play football."
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