Its forecast to be 98 on Saturday. I recommend you drink a half-liter of water after every ounce of Jack Daniels. Carrie Underwood will not be impressed if you faint with heat stroke
Bringing a blow-up pool like these fans last year may help.
Bourbon in the scrambed eggs is not necessary.
Delivered as a public service to help avoid hillbilly heat casualties.
"Discourage litigation. Persuade your neighbors to compromise whenever they can. Point out to them how the nominal winner is often a real loser; in fees, expenses and waste of time." -- Abraham Lincoln, (1809-1865) Lawyer and President who saved the United States.
"Without opportunities on the part of the poor to obtain expert legal advice, it is idle to talk of equality before the law"-- Justice Chas. Evans Hughes
With all that sun, one might possibly end up with a red neck.
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