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    Is this normal?

    My brother told a story today that had him really wondering about one of his coworkers.

    When he walked into the men's room today, his coworker was washing his hands. So he walked past him ad to the urinal. Then the other guy comes over to another urinal. After my brother finishes his business, he goes over to the sink to wash his hands. Coworker dude then walks past him and the sinks and out the door.

    WTF? The guy has the process backwards.

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    Re: Is this normal?

    Maybe the one co-worker just has self-cleaning genitals. He could have picked up some after-market modifications.
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    Re: Is this normal?

    is said place of employment one in which ones hands get dirty?

    if so, then you have your answer. not that I condone the single wash method.
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    Re: Is this normal?

    What ScottD said. The guy may have had something on his hands that he didn't want to get on his ******, like toner or something.

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    Re: Is this normal?

    how do you tell the Chemists from the Physicists in the john?


    the Chemists wash their hands before they use the urinal

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    Re: Is this normal?

    heh...I had a Lowes today...anyone who has shopped there knows that Lowes is probably one of the filthiest places known to man. I'm talking, black fingers filthy. Anyone who uses the john there without washing before is sick.
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    Re: Is this normal?

    Just a reminder....

    Once someone has wiped up their business in the stall...

    They must touch to faucet handles to turn the water on and off...

    Do you really think most people get their hands really clean before returning to work/shopping?

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    Re: Is this normal?

    Maybe he had just just finished cutting up some jalapenos for salsa, you should always wash your hands before you make wee-wee when doing this.

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    Re: Is this normal?

    Quote Originally Posted by gdc
    Maybe he had just just finished cutting up some jalapenos for salsa, you should always wash your hands before you make wee-wee when doing this.
    Werd. I made that mistake once.

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    Re: Is this normal?

    ya know. its not that hard to train the love muscle to undo the zipper itself and do its business.
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    Re: Is this normal?

    Yeah, I did that once and it got caught in the zip on its way back in.
    hurts like heck!
    I just use my fingers on the zipper since then.
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    Re: Is this normal?

    They work at GM. The excuse I've heard from some dudes who don't wash their hands after peeing is that it's unnecessary because they don't touch it.

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    Re: Is this normal?

    I like to take all my cloths off before going to the urinal

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    Re: Is this normal?

    Quote Originally Posted by dolemitesooner
    I like to take all my cloths off before going down in the urinal

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    Re: Is this normal?

    Quote Originally Posted by dolemitesooner
    I like to take all my cloths off before going to the urinal
    I thought I was the only one.

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    Re: Is this normal?

    y'all do this at Lowes?
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    Re: Is this normal?

    just how Lowe do you think they will go ?
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