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    Arrow So, my uncle was interviewing a woman for a secretary job

    This woman weighed about 300 pounds and was from New Orleans.

    So, at some point during the interview, he started asking her about all of the destruction in New Orleans. He asked her about the homes that were destroyed. She said, "It was just awful. You just can't imagine how bad things are down there."


    He asked her about how many churches were destoryed in NO.


    She said, "I don't care about all thems churches. I get my fried chicken from Popeye's."
    Quote Originally Posted by proud gonzo
    you're weird

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    Re: So, my uncle was interviewing a woman for a secretary job

    no way

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    Re: So, my uncle was interviewing a woman for a secretary job

    if she weighed 300 lbs I will assume this story to be real.
    and
    funny

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    Re: So, my uncle was interviewing a woman for a secretary job

    HEH.

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    Re: So, my uncle was interviewing a woman for a secretary job

    tell her to switch to cheetos and grape soda.

    that'll make Dean like her more.

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    Re: So, my uncle was interviewing a woman for a secretary job

    Maybe TU would like to throw in his opinion of the Church's vs. Popeye's debate?
    Quote Originally Posted by proud gonzo
    you're weird

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    Re: So, my uncle was interviewing a woman for a secretary job

    yeah, but did she have a gas problem?

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    Re: So, my uncle was interviewing a woman for a secretary job

    Quote Originally Posted by Penguin
    This woman weighed about 300 pounds and was from New Orleans.

    So, at some point during the interview, he started asking her about all of the destruction in New Orleans. He asked her about the homes that were destroyed. She said, "It was just awful. You just can't imagine how bad things are down there."


    He asked her about how many churches were destoryed in NO.


    She said, "I don't care about all thems churches. I get my fried chicken from Popeye's."
    You tell me it's the institution. Well, you know, you'd better free your mind instead.
    (Shoo-bee doo-wah)

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    Re: So, my uncle was interviewing a woman for a secretary job

    Should of asked if she preferred white or dark meat. And how he was a breast and thigh man.

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    Re: So, my uncle was interviewing a woman for a secretary job

    Mmmmm, Popeye's.

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    Re: So, my uncle was interviewing a woman for a secretary job

    Does your uncle work in the ER the Mathis Brothers go to?
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    Re: So, my uncle was interviewing a woman for a secretary job

    Quote Originally Posted by TUSooner
    Quote Originally Posted by proud gonzo
    you're weird

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