well I did say "or something".
cut me some slack, I'm a n00b.
well I did say "or something".
cut me some slack, I'm a n00b.
I taste terrific.
You don't think it entered my mind?Originally Posted by TexasLidig8r
I mean here's a guy who has been operating the loader all day with minute precision. Like a skilled neurosurgeon. Lining up between trees, making just the right turns, tilts, and lifts to put me in perfect position to lop the limbs. Very last tree. Very last limb. Loader all the way to the top. Tilt it just another foot higher.............and the son of a bitch drops out from underneath me like a trapdoor.
She must have told him I'm worth a hell of a lot more dead than alive. Hell, they prolly had a deal. Half a mil for you, half a mil for me, and I'll find some low-life city slicker to move in who we can off in about a week or so with another "accident."
Yeah, it's crossed my mind..........
I think I've seen it.Originally Posted by jaux
This is why i don't watch UFC that much, because lets face it, the toughest hombre in the UFC couldn't last 13 seconds with Dean, they should call it the Ultimate Fighter Not Named Dean Championship!!
If it hasn't been said before, let me be the first to say it...
This is a Darwin Award Classic!
I'M A RULE BREAKER!
Uh, no. The Darwin award requires massive stupidity.Originally Posted by NYSooner1355
Now if I had tied the chainsaw to my neck, and was using a long stick to remotely control the tractor, or maybe if the FIL was a blind, deaf, and dumb hermaphrodite who's never operated machinery before and I had wired the chainsaw full throttle and was cutting the limbs while swinging from a rotten hemp rope then it might qualify. This wasn't anything like that. Hell man, OSHA would almost approve what I was doing. Darwin be damned.
Dean you "trusted " the Daddy in law . Youve been poking "his " baby girlOriginally Posted by C&CDean
= Darwin
Quote
If God wanted Men to look women in the eyes, He wouldnt have gave em Boobs !
you're as wrong as two boys f**kingOSHA would almost approve what I was doing
Dean, that is the definition of massive stupidity. You have lost your ability to call another person a dumbass ever again.
Spend the $200 on a harness and lanyard and tie yourself off next time, dumbass.
one day
Dean, I've got some limbs that are partially broken and dead in the
remaining trees in my back yard, all thanks to Katrina.
I'm a and wouldn't consider getting 20+ feet in the air to
cut them down. What's your availability to come help a brother out?
If the chainsaw had turned you into stubby, at least you woulda won all sorts of gold medals at the paralympics and sh!t.
Get well, you sonovabeyonce!
I thought I saw Dean on my way down here to work.
But it wasn't him.
This guys was walking.
Originally Posted by BlondeSoonerGirl
fixed-
and Dean you know wer'e just
I put a step ladder on top of my CJ-7 Jeep once to reach a limb I wanted to cut down. It worked but in hindsight that was one of the more stupid a**ed moves I made in my life.
The leg is healing nicely. No infections, gangrene, amputation, etc. going on. Nothing to see here, so time to un-sticky.
And 1TC, let me just tell you that if I was wearing a harness, I wouldn't have a danged leg. Being able to clear myself from the chainsaw kept me from cutting the damn thing off. If I was harnessed, it would went right on through. Besides, I was only 20 or so feet up. It wasn't like I was high or anything. I've taken 20 footers a thousand times.......
You dirty girl you...Originally Posted by C&CDean