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    Re: Hi Dean!

    well I did say "or something".

    cut me some slack, I'm a n00b.
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    Re: Hi Dean!

    ... that's not food.

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    Re: Hi Dean!

    Quote Originally Posted by TexasLidig8r
    Ya know.. something just doesn't seem right about this whole thing Deano.

    You have pappa-in-law drivin the loader. This man raised his little girl.. was there with her at her first communion.. the first day she walked, her first words were probably "DaDa,".. He helped her through the most difficult days in her life, shared her greatest joys, held her through her most down moments.. dried her tears, knowing that he was her very first, and most important male role model.

    Now.. that same man has his little baby's husband 25 feet in the air with a chainsaw in his hands. He thinks.. "Wait a second, Big Hoss here routinely sticks his arm up bull's butts to give them a happy ending, he drags dead horses around on his spread, he bought a gay bull, drinks Crown Royal, gives a drunken friend a shotgun to go kitty huntin' and he is regularly defiling my little angel!"

    SURE it was an accident Hoss.. SURE....
    You don't think it entered my mind?

    I mean here's a guy who has been operating the loader all day with minute precision. Like a skilled neurosurgeon. Lining up between trees, making just the right turns, tilts, and lifts to put me in perfect position to lop the limbs. Very last tree. Very last limb. Loader all the way to the top. Tilt it just another foot higher.............and the son of a bitch drops out from underneath me like a trapdoor.

    She must have told him I'm worth a hell of a lot more dead than alive. Hell, they prolly had a deal. Half a mil for you, half a mil for me, and I'll find some low-life city slicker to move in who we can off in about a week or so with another "accident."

    Yeah, it's crossed my mind..........

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    Re: Hi Dean!

    Quote Originally Posted by jaux
    That'd be a great movie
    I think I've seen it.

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    This is why i don't watch UFC that much, because lets face it, the toughest hombre in the UFC couldn't last 13 seconds with Dean, they should call it the Ultimate Fighter Not Named Dean Championship!!

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    Re: Hi Dean!

    If it hasn't been said before, let me be the first to say it...

    This is a Darwin Award Classic!
    I'M A RULE BREAKER!

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    Quote Originally Posted by NYSooner1355
    If it hasn't been said before, let me be the first to say it...

    This is a Darwin Award Classic!
    Uh, no. The Darwin award requires massive stupidity.

    Now if I had tied the chainsaw to my neck, and was using a long stick to remotely control the tractor, or maybe if the FIL was a blind, deaf, and dumb hermaphrodite who's never operated machinery before and I had wired the chainsaw full throttle and was cutting the limbs while swinging from a rotten hemp rope then it might qualify. This wasn't anything like that. Hell man, OSHA would almost approve what I was doing. Darwin be damned.

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    Quote Originally Posted by C&CDean
    Uh, no. The Darwin award requires massive stupidity.

    Now if I had tied the chainsaw to my neck, and was using a long stick to remotely control the tractor, or maybe if the FIL was a blind, deaf, and dumb hermaphrodite who's never operated machinery before and I had wired the chainsaw full throttle and was cutting the limbs while swinging from a rotten hemp rope then it might qualify. This wasn't anything like that. Hell man, OSHA would almost approve what I was doing. Darwin be damned.
    Dean you "trusted " the Daddy in law . Youve been poking "his " baby girl
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    OSHA would almost approve what I was doing
    you're as wrong as two boys f**king

    Dean, that is the definition of massive stupidity. You have lost your ability to call another person a dumbass ever again.

    Spend the $200 on a harness and lanyard and tie yourself off next time, dumbass.
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    Re: Hi Dean!

    BANED!

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    Re: Hi Dean!

    Dean, I've got some limbs that are partially broken and dead in the
    remaining trees in my back yard, all thanks to Katrina.

    I'm a and wouldn't consider getting 20+ feet in the air to
    cut them down. What's your availability to come help a brother out?



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    Re: Hi Dean!

    If the chainsaw had turned you into stubby, at least you woulda won all sorts of gold medals at the paralympics and sh!t.

    Get well, you sonovabeyonce!

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    Re: Hi Dean!

    I thought I saw Dean on my way down here to work.

    But it wasn't him.

    This guys was walking.

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    Re: Hi Dean!

    Quote Originally Posted by BlondeSoonerGirl
    I thought I saw Dean on my way down here to work.

    But it wasn't him.

    This guys wasn't riding in the bucket of a frontend loader with a chainsaw.


    fixed-

    and Dean you know wer'e just

    I put a step ladder on top of my CJ-7 Jeep once to reach a limb I wanted to cut down. It worked but in hindsight that was one of the more stupid a**ed moves I made in my life.

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    Re: Hi Dean!

    The leg is healing nicely. No infections, gangrene, amputation, etc. going on. Nothing to see here, so time to un-sticky.

    And 1TC, let me just tell you that if I was wearing a harness, I wouldn't have a danged leg. Being able to clear myself from the chainsaw kept me from cutting the damn thing off. If I was harnessed, it would went right on through. Besides, I was only 20 or so feet up. It wasn't like I was high or anything. I've taken 20 footers a thousand times.......

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    Re: Hi Dean!

    Quote Originally Posted by C&CDean
    I've taken 20 footers a thousand times.......
    You dirty girl you...

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