Yeah, we're gonna need to see those pics.Originally Posted by C&CDean
Yeah, we're gonna need to see those pics.Originally Posted by C&CDean
Sometimes I think I drink alot, then I see, like, the Motley Crüe behind the music, and realize I'm a huge *****.
Howzit shorts?Originally Posted by C&CDean
Good God Buddy I'm glad you're OK! Chainsaws and frontend loaders are'nt a good mix when a hard of hearing FIL is at the controls. Let me know if you need more Lortab and I'm glad your back in one piece (stitches and all).
Glad you're back, Dean. The place has been hobbling around without you.
Do it for the Polar bears.
Let's see where the liability falls shall we?Originally Posted by C&CDean
First, the chainsaw was defectively designed since the manufacturer, knew, or should have known, that it would be used to trim trees. Trees grow up. Branches go up. Therefore, it was foreseeable that it would be used while in an elevated position. Had said saw had an automatic kick off device, (whereas if the saw descends at more than a 40 degree angle and the safety switch is not being held down by the thumb on your passive hand), this heinous injury would not have occurred.
Second.. the loader was obviously defective. Since the manufacturer designed it with a front end loader, said manufacturer obviously knew it could be used for elevated functions. Therefore, it should have also manufactured a cage to be used to steady a person who uses said front loader to elevate the person to have repair and maintenance work performed.
Two very deep pocket defendants. One, experienced lawyer. A man of the earth client with lots of appeal to the good citizens of Oklahoma.
Jury verdict... $3.5 million. I reduce my take to a mere 50%. You clear, tax free, $1.75 million. What say you?
In Pacem Requiescat --- October 5, 2003 - October 18, 2010.
If he ain't interested I'll meet you at Sears.Originally Posted by TexasLidig8r
Lawn and garden department...
I'm thinking Dean deserves a Pick Me Up Bouquet or a gardener.
Glad you're ok Big Poppa.
Kinky.Originally Posted by BlondeSoonerGirl
Originally Posted by C&CDean
It takes a dumb mother****er to almost cut his legs off with a chainsaw while standing in the box of a front end loader while some other dip**** moves it around.
Just sayin'...
who knew Dean was trying out for the Darwin Awards?
Glad you're OK big guy but really, be safer next time.
one day
BSG made a sticky!
Originally Posted by C&CDean
Holy cow! Glad you're ok, Dean.
Of course, it'd take more than that to kill Dean anyway. The chainsaw was not prepared to put forth the effort.
... that's not food.
I shudder to think what kind of damage the chainsaw suffered.
So have you and the chainsaw made up yet? Glad to hear you've still got all your appendages!
Originally Posted by badger
The JB is a powerful thing.Originally Posted by Beef
HEH! YMSSA!Originally Posted by BlondeSoonerGirl
I'd like to be a part of that action if you please!
I would agree with you but then we'd both be wrong.
dang, Dean i figured you were off in DC again or something
glad to see you in one piece after that
Dayum Guy
Im like yermom in that i was under the impression you were out of town .
Not OUT OF YOUR EVERLOVING MIND
Hope you have a full recovery
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If God wanted Men to look women in the eyes, He wouldnt have gave em Boobs !
Can I be the squirter of the cuts?
That job would RULE.
I'd Jello wrassle BSG for the job, Dean.