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    Re: Hi Dean!

    Quote Originally Posted by C&CDean
    No doubt.

    You'll have to ask momma about the young yainch in the emergency room. She's about 20-25, blonde, semi-cute. I'm laying there with both legs of my overalls all tore up, blood everywhere, and here she is squeezing my arms going "dang, if your man didn't have these big ol' arms, he'd a lost that leg." Momma goes "yeah, prolly, now squirt the damn water in the cuts, not on his balls."

    Of course momma took a couple pictures of me after they cut the legs outta the overalls. We're talking hillbilly now. Muh****in' hillbilly.
    Yeah, we're gonna need to see those pics.
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    Re: Hi Dean!

    Quote Originally Posted by C&CDean
    Of course momma took a couple pictures of me after they cut the legs outta the overalls. We're talking hillbilly now. Muh****in' hillbilly.
    Howzit shorts?


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    Re: Hi Dean!

    Good God Buddy I'm glad you're OK! Chainsaws and frontend loaders are'nt a good mix when a hard of hearing FIL is at the controls. Let me know if you need more Lortab and I'm glad your back in one piece (stitches and all).

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    Re: Hi Dean!

    Glad you're back, Dean. The place has been hobbling around without you.
    Do it for the Polar bears.

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    Re: Hi Dean!

    Quote Originally Posted by C&CDean
    Seriously, I took a week off work to clear some trees. Had the dozer man rocking and rolling, and I was steady trimming trees. Until I stuck a chainsaw in my leg. Lots of stitches and all that groovy stuff. And I did it while falling from a bucket on the front end loader from about 25 feet or so.

    Like I said, a lesser man.....
    Let's see where the liability falls shall we?

    First, the chainsaw was defectively designed since the manufacturer, knew, or should have known, that it would be used to trim trees. Trees grow up. Branches go up. Therefore, it was foreseeable that it would be used while in an elevated position. Had said saw had an automatic kick off device, (whereas if the saw descends at more than a 40 degree angle and the safety switch is not being held down by the thumb on your passive hand), this heinous injury would not have occurred.

    Second.. the loader was obviously defective. Since the manufacturer designed it with a front end loader, said manufacturer obviously knew it could be used for elevated functions. Therefore, it should have also manufactured a cage to be used to steady a person who uses said front loader to elevate the person to have repair and maintenance work performed.

    Two very deep pocket defendants. One, experienced lawyer. A man of the earth client with lots of appeal to the good citizens of Oklahoma.

    Jury verdict... $3.5 million. I reduce my take to a mere 50%. You clear, tax free, $1.75 million. What say you?


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    Re: Hi Dean!

    Quote Originally Posted by TexasLidig8r
    Let's see where the liability falls shall we?

    First, the chainsaw was defectively designed since the manufacturer, knew, or should have known, that it would be used to trim trees. Trees grow up. Branches go up. Therefore, it was foreseeable that it would be used while in an elevated position. Had said saw had an automatic kick off device, (whereas if the saw descends at more than a 40 degree angle and the safety switch is not being held down by the thumb on your passive hand), this heinous injury would not have occurred.

    Second.. the loader was obviously defective. Since the manufacturer designed it with a front end loader, said manufacturer obviously knew it could be used for elevated functions. Therefore, it should have also manufactured a cage to be used to steady a person who uses said front loader to elevate the person to have repair and maintenance work performed.

    Two very deep pocket defendants. One, experienced lawyer. A man of the earth client with lots of appeal to the good citizens of Oklahoma.

    Jury verdict... $3.5 million. I reduce my take to a mere 50%. You clear, tax free, $1.75 million. What say you?
    If he ain't interested I'll meet you at Sears.

    Lawn and garden department...

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    Re: Hi Dean!

    I'm thinking Dean deserves a Pick Me Up Bouquet or a gardener.

    Glad you're ok Big Poppa.

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    Re: Hi Dean!

    Quote Originally Posted by BlondeSoonerGirl
    If he ain't interested I'll meet you at Sears.

    Lawn and garden department...
    Kinky.
    Quote Originally Posted by C&CDean
    Him being a ****ing tard does. You don't smack down your mongoloid cousin when he spits taters across the table.

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    Re: Hi Dean!

    It takes a dumb mother****er to almost cut his legs off with a chainsaw while standing in the box of a front end loader while some other dip**** moves it around.

    Just sayin'...


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    Re: Hi Dean!

    who knew Dean was trying out for the Darwin Awards?

    Glad you're OK big guy but really, be safer next time.
    one day

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    Re: Hi Dean!

    BSG made a sticky!
    Quote Originally Posted by C&CDean
    Him being a ****ing tard does. You don't smack down your mongoloid cousin when he spits taters across the table.

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    Re: Hi Dean!

    Holy cow! Glad you're ok, Dean.

    Of course, it'd take more than that to kill Dean anyway. The chainsaw was not prepared to put forth the effort.
    ... that's not food.

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    Re: Hi Dean!

    I shudder to think what kind of damage the chainsaw suffered.

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    Re: Hi Dean!

    So have you and the chainsaw made up yet? Glad to hear you've still got all your appendages!
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    Re: Hi Dean!

    Quote Originally Posted by Beef
    BSG made a sticky!
    The JB is a powerful thing.

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    Re: Hi Dean!

    Quote Originally Posted by BlondeSoonerGirl
    If he ain't interested I'll meet you at Sears.

    Lawn and garden department...
    HEH! YMSSA!

    I'd like to be a part of that action if you please!
    I would agree with you but then we'd both be wrong.

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    Re: Hi Dean!

    dang, Dean i figured you were off in DC again or something

    glad to see you in one piece after that

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    Re: Hi Dean!

    Dayum Guy
    Im like yermom in that i was under the impression you were out of town .
    Not OUT OF YOUR EVERLOVING MIND
    Hope you have a full recovery
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    Re: Hi Dean!

    Can I be the squirter of the cuts?

    That job would RULE.

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    Re: Hi Dean!

    I'd Jello wrassle BSG for the job, Dean.

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