STOP LEAVING!!!
oR i WILL GANK A MOTHER ****ER
Why don't you love me, Daddy?
he said he was my daddy. Does that make us brothers?
There will be no brotherly love in a Dean thread.
Got it?
No, just makes you guys creepy.Originally Posted by dolemitesooner
Sometimes I think I drink alot, then I see, like, the Motley Crüe behind the music, and realize I'm a huge *****.
Bri is my brother and I didnt even know it.
Awwwww......
This warms the cockles of my black, cold, calloused heart. Well at least it warms my cockles.
I've been out with injury. Seems me and this chainsaw had a little tango. Of course a lesser man would have been known henceforth and forevermore as "Stumpy."
Seriously, I took a week off work to clear some trees. Had the dozer man rocking and rolling, and I was steady trimming trees. Until I stuck a chainsaw in my leg. Lots of stitches and all that groovy stuff. And I did it while falling from a bucket on the front end loader from about 25 feet or so.
Like I said, a lesser man.....
Originally Posted by C&CDean
Dang Dean, I didn't figure you for the suicide type.
glad you are ok!
I swear...with everything I am...one of these days I'm gonna follow you around with a camera for about a month.Originally Posted by C&CDean
I just wanna know what it's like...
'Cockles'. Heh.
**** lesser man...I could do somthing stupid like that blinfoldedOriginally Posted by C&CDean
Dayum Dean!
We have always known that heedless self-interest was bad morals; we know now that it is bad economics. FDR.
DEAN'S GOT LORTAB!!!1
Dang, dude, sounds like you were almost lesser a leg.
Hey - didn't you fall off a ladder while using a chainsaw last Spring/Summer?
Somebody may be trying to tell you something.
We have always known that heedless self-interest was bad morals; we know now that it is bad economics. FDR.
YEAH LIKE DON'T GET 25 FEET UP WITH A CHAINSAW
No doubt.Originally Posted by Howzit
You'll have to ask momma about the young yainch in the emergency room. She's about 20-25, blonde, semi-cute. I'm laying there with both legs of my overalls all tore up, blood everywhere, and here she is squeezing my arms going "dang, if your man didn't have these big ol' arms, he'd a lost that leg." Momma goes "yeah, prolly, now squirt the damn water in the cuts, not on his balls."
Of course momma took a couple pictures of me after they cut the legs outta the overalls. We're talking hillbilly now. Muh****in' hillbilly.
Yup. That's why I built the cage for the loader. I just didn't count on my FIL yanking the joystick down when I said "up."Originally Posted by SoonerInKCMO
Originally Posted by C&CDean
k1nky!
This week's edition of "Appalachian ER" brought to you by Bugler Rolling Papers.Originally Posted by C&CDean
And I missed you, Deanie. Can I squeeze your... arms?