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    Drown Their Kittens Hi Dean!

    STOP LEAVING!!!

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    Re: Hi Dean!

    oR i WILL GANK A MOTHER ****ER

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    Re: Hi Dean!

    Why don't you love me, Daddy?

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    Re: Hi Dean!

    he said he was my daddy. Does that make us brothers?

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    Re: Hi Dean!

    There will be no brotherly love in a Dean thread.

    Got it?

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    Re: Hi Dean!

    Quote Originally Posted by dolemitesooner
    he said he was my daddy. Does that make us brothers?
    No, just makes you guys creepy.
    Sometimes I think I drink alot, then I see, like, the Motley Crüe behind the music, and realize I'm a huge *****.

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    Re: Hi Dean!

    Bri is my brother and I didnt even know it.

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    Re: Hi Dean!

    Awwwww......

    This warms the cockles of my black, cold, calloused heart. Well at least it warms my cockles.

    I've been out with injury. Seems me and this chainsaw had a little tango. Of course a lesser man would have been known henceforth and forevermore as "Stumpy."

    Seriously, I took a week off work to clear some trees. Had the dozer man rocking and rolling, and I was steady trimming trees. Until I stuck a chainsaw in my leg. Lots of stitches and all that groovy stuff. And I did it while falling from a bucket on the front end loader from about 25 feet or so.

    Like I said, a lesser man.....

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    Re: Hi Dean!

    Quote Originally Posted by C&CDean
    Awwwww......

    This warms the cockles of my black, cold, calloused heart. Well at least it warms my cockles.

    I've been out with injury. Seems me and this chainsaw had a little tango. Of course a lesser man would have been known henceforth and forevermore as "Stumpy."

    Seriously, I took a week off work to clear some trees. Had the dozer man rocking and rolling, and I was steady trimming trees. Until I stuck a chainsaw in my leg. Lots of stitches and all that groovy stuff. And I did it while falling from a bucket on the front end loader from about 25 feet or so.

    Like I said, a lesser man.....

    Dang Dean, I didn't figure you for the suicide type.






    glad you are ok!

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    Re: Hi Dean!

    Quote Originally Posted by C&CDean
    Awwwww......

    This warms the cockles of my black, cold, calloused heart. Well at least it warms my cockles.

    I've been out with injury. Seems me and this chainsaw had a little tango. Of course a lesser man would have been known henceforth and forevermore as "Stumpy."

    Seriously, I took a week off work to clear some trees. Had the dozer man rocking and rolling, and I was steady trimming trees. Until I stuck a chainsaw in my leg. Lots of stitches and all that groovy stuff. And I did it while falling from a bucket on the front end loader from about 25 feet or so.

    Like I said, a lesser man.....
    I swear...with everything I am...one of these days I'm gonna follow you around with a camera for about a month.

    I just wanna know what it's like...


    'Cockles'. Heh.

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    Re: Hi Dean!

    Quote Originally Posted by C&CDean
    Awwwww......

    This warms the cockles of my black, cold, calloused heart. Well at least it warms my cockles.

    I've been out with injury. Seems me and this chainsaw had a little tango. Of course a lesser man would have been known henceforth and forevermore as "Stumpy."

    Seriously, I took a week off work to clear some trees. Had the dozer man rocking and rolling, and I was steady trimming trees. Until I stuck a chainsaw in my leg. Lots of stitches and all that groovy stuff. And I did it while falling from a bucket on the front end loader from about 25 feet or so.

    Like I said, a lesser man.....
    **** lesser man...I could do somthing stupid like that blinfolded

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    Re: Hi Dean!

    Dayum Dean!
    We have always known that heedless self-interest was bad morals; we know now that it is bad economics. FDR.

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    Re: Hi Dean!

    DEAN'S GOT LORTAB!!!1

    Dang, dude, sounds like you were almost lesser a leg.

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    Re: Hi Dean!

    Hey - didn't you fall off a ladder while using a chainsaw last Spring/Summer?

    Somebody may be trying to tell you something.
    We have always known that heedless self-interest was bad morals; we know now that it is bad economics. FDR.

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    Re: Hi Dean!

    YEAH LIKE DON'T GET 25 FEET UP WITH A CHAINSAW

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    Re: Hi Dean!

    Quote Originally Posted by Howzit
    DEAN'S GOT LORTAB!!!1

    Dang, dude, sounds like you were almost lesser a leg.
    No doubt.

    You'll have to ask momma about the young yainch in the emergency room. She's about 20-25, blonde, semi-cute. I'm laying there with both legs of my overalls all tore up, blood everywhere, and here she is squeezing my arms going "dang, if your man didn't have these big ol' arms, he'd a lost that leg." Momma goes "yeah, prolly, now squirt the damn water in the cuts, not on his balls."

    Of course momma took a couple pictures of me after they cut the legs outta the overalls. We're talking hillbilly now. Muh****in' hillbilly.

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    Re: Hi Dean!

    Quote Originally Posted by SoonerInKCMO
    Hey - didn't you fall off a ladder while using a chainsaw last Spring/Summer?

    Somebody may be trying to tell you something.
    Yup. That's why I built the cage for the loader. I just didn't count on my FIL yanking the joystick down when I said "up."

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    Re: Hi Dean!

    Quote Originally Posted by C&CDean
    Yup. That's why I built the cage for the loader. I just didn't count on my FIL yanking the joystick down when I said "up."

    k1nky!

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    Re: Hi Dean!

    Quote Originally Posted by C&CDean
    No doubt.

    You'll have to ask momma about the young yainch in the emergency room. She's about 20-25, blonde, semi-cute. I'm laying there with both legs of my overalls all tore up, blood everywhere, and here she is squeezing my arms going "dang, if your man didn't have these big ol' arms, he'd a lost that leg." Momma goes "yeah, prolly, now squirt the damn water in the cuts, not on his balls."

    Of course momma took a couple pictures of me after they cut the legs outta the overalls. We're talking hillbilly now. Muh****in' hillbilly.
    This week's edition of "Appalachian ER" brought to you by Bugler Rolling Papers.

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    Re: Hi Dean!

    And I missed you, Deanie. Can I squeeze your... arms?

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