...well, at this resort an hour and a half south of Cancun. Very pretty, and very humid. Going to try the parasailing thing probably Thursday, today is my complimentary massage (no happy ending).
I'm here b/c my cousin is getting married, but that means he picked the "mostly couples" resort, and so there are about 5 single women spread out over 87 acres. Gah.
"Great advice, kid. Way to step up to the plate and knock it out of the park for Team Fail." - bri
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!
you suck
"I'm a mother****ing party all by myself."
If you wait until next week, I'll buy you a beer.Originally Posted by PrideTrombone
...well, at this resort an hour and a half south of Cancun. Very pretty, and very humid. Going to try the parasailing thing probably Thursday, today is my complimentary massage (no happy ending).
I'm here b/c my cousin is getting married, but that means he picked the "mostly couples" resort, and so there are about 5 single women spread out over 87 acres. Gah.
Yeah? Well I'm about 72 hours north of Cancun. So there.
It's all-inclusive. Not necessary.If you wait until next week, I'll buy you a beer.
"Great advice, kid. Way to step up to the plate and knock it out of the park for Team Fail." - bri
And you are on the internet...sad I tell ya.It's all-inclusive. Not necessary.
I would agree with you but then we'd both be wrong.
Today's inside day. Sunburn. First serious one I've had in about 14 years.And you are on the internet...sad I tell ya.
"Great advice, kid. Way to step up to the plate and knock it out of the park for Team Fail." - bri
It's all-inclusive. Not necessary.
Clearly the "inclusive" part doesn't apply to the supplying single women. That's probably part of the "premium" package.
What's the place called?...well, at this resort an hour and a half south of Cancun. Very pretty, and very humid. Going to try the parasailing thing probably Thursday, today is my complimentary massage (no happy ending).
I'm here b/c my cousin is getting married, but that means he picked the "mostly couples" resort, and so there are about 5 single women spread out over 87 acres. Gah.
I have a friend getting married down there soon.
Sometimes I think I drink alot, then I see, like, the Motley Crüe behind the music, and realize I'm a huge *****.
The optimist would view this as an opportunity to nail 5 different chicks.I'm here b/c my cousin is getting married, but that means he picked the "mostly couples" resort, and so there are about 5 single women spread out over 87 acres. Gah.
So you get to go to a wedding at an all-inclusive resort where the drinks are free?
Don't complain, man, the best I've ever done is the inside of a church.
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What a coincidence! It's humid here, too.
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You tell me it's the institution. Well, you know, you'd better free your mind instead.
(Shoo-bee doo-wah)
You should have gotten a fake bake before you went.
All-inclusive, including the booze? What's this place called?
Go north in the summer.South in the winter.I learnt it from watching birds.
Any of the Palace Resorts. I'm at the Aventura Spa Resort.
"Great advice, kid. Way to step up to the plate and knock it out of the park for Team Fail." - bri
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