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    Lightbulb Dear Prez McBush

    Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.

    Take the dirt from the moat and use it to raise the levies in New Orleans.

    Put those man-eating Florida alligators in the moat.

    Now, any other problems you want me to solve?


    see, now, no problemo, I got this in an e-mail today, thought it was quite clever.

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    Re: Dear Prez McBush

    the river of freedom!!!111

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    Re: Dear Prez McBush

    Wonder if we could make it a scenic type canoe river with rapids and nice long lazy straight aways for us folks who will be able to visit during our holidays?



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    Re: Dear Prez McBush

    Why should WE have to build the fence. One of these days, Mexico is going to get tired of all the Gringo's illegally crossing the border to Mexico and build a fence to stop it.

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    Re: Dear Prez McBush

    Quote Originally Posted by Kimberlyz4OU
    Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.

    Take the dirt from the moat and use it to raise the levies in New Orleans.

    Put those man-eating Florida alligators in the moat.

    Now, any other problems you want me to solve?


    see, now, no problemo, I got this in an e-mail today, thought it was quite clever.

    Lol one flaw in this strategy..I'm sure before long the mexicans would be riding the aligators backs like rafts. Would only be a temporary fix. Those mexicans are crafty!

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    Re: Dear Prez McBush

    Piranhas then.
    " A government big enough to give you everything you want, is big enough to take away everything you have"
    Thomas Jefferson


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    Re: Dear Prez McBush

    That would be one long moat.

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    Re: Dear Prez McBush

    Think about how much of a mess the making of the Panama Canal was...then put a project like this into your perspective.

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    Re: Dear Prez McBush

    Quote Originally Posted by StoopTroup
    Think about how much of a mess the making of the Panama Canal was...then put a project like this into your perspective.
    Hey, we wouldn't have to float Supertankers in the moat, just a gator every 40-50 feet or so.

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    Re: Dear Prez McBush

    He's hunting approval that is all.

    OUT

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    Re: Dear Prez McBush

    It's really quite simple. We build a pipeline that runs from the lava fields of Hawaii across the Pacific and then dig a moat along the US / Mexican border and allow said lava to fill the moat.

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    Re: Dear Prez McBush

    Just hire that Hadrian guy to build a wall along the border like he did in Britain. Or that Chinese guy...their wall seems to have held up a little better than Hadrian's.

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