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    Not Exactly Right soonerbrat's Avatar
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    Friday. Joke.

    Doctor Dave had slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he just couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice in his head that said:

    "Dave, don't worry about it. You aren't the first medical practitioner to sleep with one of their patients and you won't be the last. And you're single. Just let it go, Dave."

    But invariably another voice in his head would bring him back to reality, whispering:

    "Dave...............................

    Dave.....................

    Dave...........

    You're a Veterinarian, you sick bastard".
    Whenever a boy comes you should always have something baking.

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    Re: Friday. Joke.

    Oh. My. God!
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    Re: Friday. Joke.

    Stoopid aggie.
    "Who is this coming from Edom, from Bozrah, with his garments stained crimson?
    Who is this, robed in splendor, striding forward in the greatness of his strength?
    'It is I, speaking in righteousness, mighty to save.' "

    Isaiah 63:1

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    Re: Friday. Joke.

    he HAD to be a Pokie state grad
    Whenever a boy comes you should always have something baking.

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    Re: Friday. Joke.

    funny joke brat!

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    Re: Friday. Joke.

    straight outta Stoolwater


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    Re: Friday. Joke.

    Quote Originally Posted by soonerbrat
    You're a Veterinarian, you sick bastard.
    I'm not happy until you're not happy.

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    I don't get it. Is it wrong to sleep with people who only eat vegetables?
    Last edited by BeetDigger; 5/26/2006 at 01:48 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BeetDigger
    I don't get it. Is it wrong to sleep with people who only eat vegatables?
    I won't get involved with anybody that refuses to eat sausage.
    I'm not happy until you're not happy.

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