I have a Remington grooming kit and it freaking sucks. No matter how many times I groom my goatee, I can never get it to look clean cut.
What do you facial hair wearing folks use to trim your beards?
Beard trimmer help
I have a Remington grooming kit and it freaking sucks. No matter how many times I groom my goatee, I can never get it to look clean cut.
What do you facial hair wearing folks use to trim your beards?
Originally Posted by proud gonzo
'Beards'...heh.
I use a Conair trimming kit. It's like a 30 piece or something, but I only use the clippers, scissors, brush, and two of the spacer things. It trims evenly.
I never do now and never will again want to hear about Major's landing strip.
I've got a Conair battery powered thing and it sucks.
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Not according to your wife.
My Conair BEARD TRIMMER is a plug in to the wall one.
Wahl cordless. ehhh. it's ok.
battery runs out too soon as it takes repeated passes to get as neat as I want.
the vacuum part to keep hair from falling all over the place doesnt work too cool, but usually I use it in the shower so np.
My son has a remington and he seems to like it fairly well. it doesnt vacuum very well either.
An Education is what you get when you Read the Instructions,
Experience is what you get if you don't...
I used to use only a comb and scissors. Somebidy once bought me a beard trimmer, but I never felt comfortable using it.
You tell me it's the institution. Well, you know, you'd better free your mind instead.
(Shoo-bee doo-wah)
what do you use now?
chainsaw?
An Education is what you get when you Read the Instructions,
Experience is what you get if you don't...
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Flag, your comment is overated.
An Education is what you get when you Read the Instructions,
Experience is what you get if you don't...
I have a dog trimming kit I bought at the feed store for 26 bucks and it is great for all things hairy.
Wearing a beard is like eating perch.
Why bother?
Perch will bite nipples.
Did you know that?
Why, yes.
Yes, I did.
Norelco cordless. Money. Chicks dig beards.
Since you axed...
I only have a moustache these days, and I either use scissors or the trimming clipper dealio on the Remington electric razor my M-in-L got me for Christmas. It's OK.
You tell me it's the institution. Well, you know, you'd better free your mind instead.
(Shoo-bee doo-wah)
Announcer: The Bearded Men of Space Station 11.
Tom: Men, I'd like to introduce you to the new Marshall of Space Station 11, Mr. Rob Jones.
Marshall (Mike S): Gentlemen. Now, as you all know, you are the Bearded Men of Space Station 11. And as we all know, beards do not grow in space. As such, it is my belief that you five men, from now on I will refer to as the Bearded Men of Space Station 11, are actually aliens, and as such, should be committed to life imprisonment in space jail. Are there any questions?
(all bearded men raise their hands)
Marshall: Yeah, Baker, what aren't you clear about?
Baker (Mike B): The part about the beards, sir?
Marshall: Gentlemen, I need not remind you that this galaxy has an atmosphere of negative 5. This is an atmosphere in which beards cannot grow.
Ben: But in Space Station 11 we have Earth's atmosphere.
Marshall: Beards cannot grow in space.
David: But they can grow here on Space Station 11.
Marshall: Aliens can grow beards, but not people.
Todd: People can grow beards in space, too.
Marshall: People cannot grow beard in space.
Mike B: With all due respect Marshall, you're wrong about the beards.
Marshall: Well, I think I'm right about the beards.
Todd: But you're wrong, Marshall. People can grow beards.
Marshall: On Earth, maybe. But I don't think they can grow them in space.
Tom: You're kidding about the beards, right?
Marshall: No. Men cannot grow beards in space.
Ben: But I have a beard.
Marshall: Well, then you're an alien.
Ben: No I'm not.
Marshall: Yes you are.
Ben: No, I'm not.
Marshall: Then, you can't grow a beard.
David: But he has a beard.
Marshall: Then he's an alien.
Tom: He's not. He's from Pittsburg.
Marshall: Nuh-uh.
Mike B: I'm sorry Marshall, but you're just wrong about the beards.
Marshall: No. No, I'm not.
Announcer: The Bearded Men of Space Station 11
Hey, it only takes 25-30 filets to make you not as hungry. Perch is pretty good. If you can con someone into fileting them. Maybe that's what you need to say. It's like fileting perch. Why bother?
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