She's out there talking to someone about the lunch options today.
"They've got corn and crab soup. It's probably good, but you know, I
can't eat the corn, it give me the diahrrea"
She's out there talking to someone about the lunch options today.
"They've got corn and crab soup. It's probably good, but you know, I
can't eat the corn, it give me the diahrrea"
Gah.
heh
I like your secretary, she makes me laugh. If I had to work with her I'd hate her as much as you do though.
Originally Posted by C&CDean
You need to trade up for WKRP's secretary:
"Who is this coming from Edom, from Bozrah, with his garments stained crimson?
Who is this, robed in splendor, striding forward in the greatness of his strength?
'It is I, speaking in righteousness, mighty to save.' "
Isaiah 63:1
That's popcorn.
is she single?
oh, crawfish, nice location
If I could live my life all over
It wouldnt matter anyway
Cause I never could stay sober
On the Corpus Christi Bay
Thats popcorn or cream of corn
She is single. You should sweep her off her feet and take her with you.
nothing says "dont hit on me" like poop talk from a woman.
If you mean legsweep, then maybe. If you mean actually pick her up, then I'll need to hit the weight room for a couple of years.
If I could live my life all over
It wouldnt matter anyway
Cause I never could stay sober
On the Corpus Christi Bay
If you mean legsweep, then maybe. If you mean actually pick her up, then I'll need to hit the weight room for a couple of years.
Hey, I think she's down to around 280, from 430 or so.
If I could live my life all over
It wouldnt matter anyway
Cause I never could stay sober
On the Corpus Christi Bay
She just announced "I think tomato is counted as a liquid".
THERE'S NOBODY OUT THERE! WHO IN THE F*** ARE YOU TALKING TO????
There's nothing like loose skin on a fat chick.
"Who is this coming from Edom, from Bozrah, with his garments stained crimson?
Who is this, robed in splendor, striding forward in the greatness of his strength?
'It is I, speaking in righteousness, mighty to save.' "
Isaiah 63:1
She'll certainly have to have one of those excess skin removal surgeries
after she loses all the weight.
Hopefully, I won't be here for the details on that.
nothing said "don't hit on me" like ... i'm a lard ***
hhmmm maybe slick should change his name to ... slickclinton, go get a cigar, and call her up
yeah, that statement was made before I realized she was a big girl.
i like my secretaries blonde, 5'11" brown eys, and a size 3.
She's right at 5 feet tall. She was at least 5 feet around.
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