What Grinds My Gears

[Osce0la]

Saw this on Family Guy Sunday night and thought it could potentially make a great thread...

“You know what really grinds my gears? This Lindsay Lohan. Lindsay Lohan with all those little outfits, jumping around there on stage, half-naked with your little outfits. Ya know? You’re a… You’re out there jumping around and I’m just sitting here with my beer. So, what am I supposed to do? What you want? You know, are we gonna go out? Is that what you’re trying to - why why are you leaping around there, throwing those things all up in my, over there in my face? What do you want, Lindsay? Tell me what you want? Well, I’ll tell you what you want, you want nothing. You want nothing. All right? Because we all know that no woman anywhere wants to have sex with anyone, and to titillate us with any thoughts otherwise is - is just bogus.”

[TUSooner]

"[W]e all know that no woman anywhere wants to have sex with anyone, and to titillate us with any thoughts otherwise is - is just bogus.”

HEH !

[Mjcpr]

I don't believe the hate because in another episode, she's doing the backwards crab walk in the nude.

[Osce0la]

I don't believe the hate because in another episode, she's doing the backwards crab walk in the nude.

That was because some other guy had asked for it, not Peter.

[slickdawg]

not pushing the clutch in can grind your gears too.