I am about to kill...

[Melo]

...my dog.

This morning, he woke me up at 10:00, from all of his howling. The guy came to fertilize the yard, so my dog took it upon himself to let me know. And if any of you know the hours I keep, 10:00 in the morning isnt the best time for me to be up.

And then just now, he was barking his head off! I went down stairs, and was there anything outside? No. I looked at him and asked "What is WRONG with you?!" and he just laid down.

I think I might take him to work with me and let them make me a big plate of sweet and sour chicken/dog.

[Beef]

You should try going to bed earlier. YWIA.

[Melo]

You should try going to bed earlier. YWIA.

I would try, but SOMEONE posted a link to tetris.

[OUDoc]

You should try going to bed earlier. YWIA.

Melo, or the dog?

[OUDoc]

What you should really do is try to keep the dog quieter. People are trying to sleep.

[Beef]

I would try, but SOMEONE posted a link to tetris.

If you were reading a book instead of on your computer, you never would have seen a link to tetris.

[BeetDigger]

You know, in the Army, they have half a day's work done by 10 am. And I doubt that they hear any dogs barking while they do it. Just something to consider.

[Melo]

If you were reading a book instead of on your computer, you never would have seen a link to tetris.

True. Usually I multi-task.

[bri]

I got an allergy for every pedigree
So I got myself a robot that's Japanese
But yo, he's hard to please
He's always gotta pee
But he nevers sips a drip
This chip is playin' me
The way it plays ladies is such a sight to see
He gets more digits than I could inside my wildest dreams
He plays the ho's
Instead of playing fetch with me
He sniffs the toes of
Tiffany and Stefanie
That brings up Emily
She was my latest squeeze
Robot dog stole that girl
Right out from under me
Sometimes I wonder why
I supply the energy
To my mortal enemy
That should be a best friend to me

Robot dog, he down tequila out of Tommy navel
Robot dog, he drinks his owner underneath the table
Robot dog, I'm afraid this foe is f*ckin' fatal
I'm about to go pre-natal, end up in a baby cradle
Robot dog, turn him off, motherf*cker
Say, turn him off
Robot dog, turn him off, motherf*cker
Say, turn him off

He never pays the rent
He kicks me out of bed
I'm the p*ssed submissive
He's the f*ckin' dominance
And it's been really tense
I'm feiging impotence
I got a robot dog
And haven't gotten any since
All my pals are f*ckin'
Meloncholy malcontents
From Malcom In The Middle
To Malcom X
He eats filet migon
I'm eating f*ckin' Alpha-bits
And the motherf*cker just left me
The consanants
I hold his leash while
He gets all the compliments
He gets more attention than
A one eyed elephant
He's in the club
I'm in my car
Out of my element
In a Honda Element
Feeling irrelelvent
But it's on like it's Vaughn comma Vince
I wanna be gone like I'm
Jon Favreau havin' a fit
He's surrounded by chicks
Rubbing their D cup tits
I flip the toilet lid
Read a Maxim mag, bust a couple kids

Robot dog, he down tequila out of Tommy navel
Robot dog, he drinks his owner underneath the table
Robot dog, I'm afraid this foe is f*ckin' fatal
I'm about to go pre-natal, end up in a baby cradle
Robot dog, turn him off, motherf*cker
Say, turn him off
Robot dog, turn him off, motherf*cker
Say, turn him off!!

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Heh.

[proud gonzo]

my bird starts yelling at 8 am. I have no sympathy.

[TopDaugIn2000]

my alarm starts yelling at 6 am. I have no sympathy.

FIXED

[NormanPride]

Psh. My cat licks my face at 6 every morning. He tries to clean my teeth. How's that for an alarm?

[soonerbrat]

where's the link to tetris?

[proud gonzo]

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/tetris.html

[OUDoc]

Psh. My cat licks my face at 6 every morning. He tries to clean my teeth. How's that for an alarm?

Put something poisonous on your teeth. That'll teach him.
Or you.
Either way, problem solved.

[achiro]

You are bitching about being woke up at 10:00? I have zero...ZERO sympathy for you.

[Melo]

You are bitching about being woke up at 10:00? I have zero...ZERO sympathy for you.

Oooh... twinkies!

And a tetris link.

[achiro]

You prolly let the dog out about 8 last night and he just neede to go out again after 14 hours. That poor baby.

[Ike]

Don't get mad at the dog for doing his best to alert you to the presence of anything that isn't normal. Trust me, you'll thank him for doing that sometime later.