So.. a friend fixed me up last night with this, in his words, "Incredibly hawt" woman.. intelligent, articulate and just the right amount of moral casualness to satisfy my more prurient interests...
The night was poised for long minutes of pleasure.. as I rang the door bell of her spacious abode.. only to be greeted by.....
In Pacem Requiescat --- October 5, 2003 - October 18, 2010.
Go on....
you hit it and you know it.outfit and all...
Originally Posted by C&CDean
Itsnotright
"General Secretary Gorbachev, if you seek peace, if you seek prosperity for the Soviet Union and Eastern Europe, if you seek liberalization: Come here to this gate! Mr. Gorbachev, open this gate! Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!"
President Ronald Reagan at the Berlin Wall, June 12, 1987
Dear Penthouse,
I never thought this could happen to me...
It's a
You should make that your new avatar.
You could never fit that gal into an avatar.
"General Secretary Gorbachev, if you seek peace, if you seek prosperity for the Soviet Union and Eastern Europe, if you seek liberalization: Come here to this gate! Mr. Gorbachev, open this gate! Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!"
President Ronald Reagan at the Berlin Wall, June 12, 1987
Then I'm afraid the act is physically impossible.
I may vomit.
You tell me it's the institution. Well, you know, you'd better free your mind instead.
(Shoo-bee doo-wah)
I guess everything really is bigger in Texas...
That photo reminds me of the chunky "OU guy" (The guy holding a large drink standing next to the trash can which has his star wars light saber on top).
"Democracy without respect for individual rights sucks. It's just ganging up against the weird kid, and I'm always the weird kid.."
Penn Jillette
And she doesn't look blind.
You tell me it's the institution. Well, you know, you'd better free your mind instead.
(Shoo-bee doo-wah)
And Lid said,
"Come on, Mom, or we'll be late to the movie!"
I got a bad mustache
a recurring rash
and not a lot of cash.
I spend it on my stash.
Man it's good to be a geek!
like it owed him moneyyou hit it and you know it.
Her mask is going to confuse alot of whorns.
Yeah, but imagine how SHE felt after she opened the door and saw YOU.
She's probably posting on some Longhorn site and posting about how her date went horribly wrong. "That's what I get for getting fixed up on a blind date. I got the dog...not sure where the blind guy is."
Was she wearing ankle weights?
Yeah, she got her "trophy"
speaking of blind...............
my eyes have now gone on strike.
An Education is what you get when you Read the Instructions,
Experience is what you get if you don't...
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