I am FREAKING out!!!!

[Mrs. Norm]

Teaching is a hard job, especially the last 13 days of school. What happened to me today hopefully will never, ever happen again. I was letting my homeroom class into the room from another class. They come in through my door that leads to outside. My assistant and I heard loud screaming and saw kids scrambling everywhere. So my assistant is mumbling and walking toward my door. She was saying something like, "God, these kids are driving me crazy. What are they doing now?" She opens the door and she starts screaming and runs right past me. I yell her name out and she runs by me. I look toward my door thinking my kids are coming in and instead......a huge, freakin' FIELD RAT comes running into my classroom. One of my students tried to get the door shut and chopped the things tail off. So not only do I have a field rat, but a BLOODY FIELD RAT. It came straight towards me. As a teacher, I should always put my students first, right? HELL NO!! I took off running, screaming into the room next door and slammed it shut. Thank God another teacher got to my room, got my kids out, and shut my door. The principal and our maintenance supervisor found it in one of my crates by my desk and ran it out of the room. I am so having nightmares tonight!!

[slickdawg]

Mrs. Norm, that's a classic story!

[Mjcpr]

Have a good night's sleep tonight Norm!!

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

You should kick Norm's a$$ for making that rat run into your classroom.

[OUinFLA]

When I read the topic title, I thought you had finally realized who you married?

[Mrs. Norm]

I tell Norm and of course he says: "That rat wasn't running after you. He was running away from the kids. Rats aren't aggressive." Of course he is chuckling, thinking I'm being silly. ??? The freakin' rat was coming at me!! That's all that matters, right? Who cares if it was trying to run away....it ran at me! Norm has no idea what a bad night's sleep we're going to get.

[12]

A day without a bloody rat is like a day without cockytalk.

[yermom]

it was probably more scared of you than you were of it

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

He wouldn't think it was too funny if he snuggled up to you tonight and got RABIES!!!!

[Mrs. Norm]

He wouldn't think it was too funny if he snuggled up to you tonight and got RABIES!!!!

Amen! I told him that thing would've bitten me if it had the chance. He told me it wouldn't have.

[BeetDigger]

Don't eat lunch tomorrow. You can't be sure that the cook didn't somehow get a hold of it and work it into the menu.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Amen! I told him that thing would've bitten me if it had the chance. He told me it wouldn't have.

It would have eaten your leg off!

And he knows it.

[BeetDigger]

A day without a bloody rat is like a day without phonesex.

Speak for yourself.

[BoogercountySooner]

Panda would have paid you top dollar for it

[SicEmBaylor]

I'd have run too. Those things carry the plague.

The damned things wiped out half of Europe....................maybe they're not so bad after all.

[Viking Kitten]

Just wait til tomorrow when his brother shows up.

[proud gonzo]

um.... this wasn't an abnormally LARGE rat, was it?

if not, what's the problem? you're WAY bigger than it.

[ultimatesooner1]

southside OKC?

gf's mom has these things come in her backyard everyonce in a while. When I first met gf and went over there and heard about them, I was like allright I'm a effiin redneck and came over the next time with a pellet gun and sat in the back yard and shot me about 5 of them little critters

[SicEmBaylor]

southside OKC?

gf's mom has these things come in her backyard everyonce in a while. When I first met gf and went over there and heard about them, I was like allright I'm a effiin hillbilly and came over the next time with a pellet gun and sat in the back yard and shot me about 5 of them little critters

Fixed.

[Czar Soonerov]

I am FREAKING out!!!!