Here come the skany, cross-eyed babies!

[proud gonzo]

Hotel heiress Paris Hilton has reportedly ditched Greek shipping heir Stavros Niarchos because he wanted to spend all summer partying, while she plans to promote her upcoming album. The socialite allegedly broke off the relationship just before leaving for Austria on Thursday, where she made a brief promotional appearance at a music festival for a reported fee of $1 million. A source tells American publication Us Weekly, "Paris dumped him. He wanted Paris to spend the summer on his yacht, but she doesn't want to party with kids on a boat. She's going to promote her album." Hilton was back in the US on Monday, where she met football player Matt Leinart for lunch, sparking rumors that the two were dating. The source adds, "There's an attraction, but they haven't hooked up."

I don't even want to think about that.

[TUSooner]

As bri would say: "GAH!"

[Sooner in Tampa]

OH the humanity...please don't let these two hook-up

[Viking Kitten]

Here comes a a skinny little QB.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

An album.

Oh, sweet blue Jebus...

[SoonerInKCMO]

I love the train wreck celebrity hook-ups - I hope these two kids get together soon.

[Sooner in Tampa]

BTW, what is "skany"?

[proud gonzo]

it's the word you use instead of the other word that gets you negged by a special person who doesn't like the certain other word.

[SoonerInKCMO]

Beano?

[proud gonzo]

shhh! He could be anywhere!

[Sooner in Tampa]

it's the word you use instead of the other word that gets you negged by a special person who doesn't like the certain other word.

got it

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

Please God, let this come true.

Love,
SBSB

[Hotel Bravo]

On SI.com it says they went public with their relationship yesterday according to the Las Vegas Review-Journal.

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

On SI.com it says they went public with their relationship yesterday according to the Las Vegas Review-Journal.

Thank you, Thank you!

[SoonerAtKU]

I guess with Matt being a fat kid and Paris being...skeletal...at least their kid will be a normal sized, cross-eyed skank.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Uh-oh.

You said the 's' word...

[SoonerAtKU]

I could have said "skan" but that doesn't make sense. Maybe "skak"?

[toast]

On the bright side, Lienart's dad won't have to cover Paris' half of the monthly rent.

[Veritas]

Surely, um, "relations" with that skank would fall under the "risky behavior" clause of Matt's contract with Phoenix...

[bri]

Beano?

No, "skanky".