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    NECE$$ITY I$ the MOTHER OF INVENTION$

    When there is true economic hardship, and oil reserves are ACTUALLY depleted, not ARTIFICIALLY, as they are now with regulations that hamper or prevent drilling in many locations, the market conditions will drive people to come up with a viable alternative energy.
    God knows we haven't found it yet. Maybe it doesn't exist.(one that is both useful AND economically feasible)
    Meanwhile, LET'S OPEN THE STOPS TO DRILLING AND REFINING, BABY!

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    This plan really thinks long term. For all of his many, many faults, I will give Bush credit for not typically being short sighted. I think he probably realizes that oil is not the future, and will try to get himself some glory. Also, I think it would be as politically wise as eating a baby for him to try to pave the road for oil companies to make even more money. In short, I wouldn't hold my breath.
    Boomer Sooner

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    Re: NECE$$ITY I$ the MOTHER OF INVENTION$

    He can take the heat. He is amazingly resiliant. It's more about congressional obstructions than anything Bush has done, or could do. He HAS argued for more production, by the way.

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    Re: NECE$$ITY I$ the MOTHER OF INVENTION$

    Quote Originally Posted by william favor
    He can take the heat. He is amazingly resiliant. It's more about congressional obstructions than anything Bush has done, or could do. He HAS argued for more production, by the way.
    He also argued against gay marriage and going to the moon, if he has the midterms in his way, then no, he indeed cannot take the heat. And if by "amazingly resilient" you mean sitting at 34% and begging for congress to go to the Dems just for being "not Republican" then yes, yes he is.
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    Re: NECE$$ITY I$ the MOTHER OF INVENTION$

    I shoutl neg ytou

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    Quote Originally Posted by soonerscuba
    He also argued against gay marriage and going to the moon, if he has the midterms in his way, then no, he indeed cannot take the heat. And if by "amazingly resilient" you mean sitting at 34% and begging for congress to go to the Dems just for being "not Republican" then yes, yes he is.
    I think most of us understand that you don't like the president. That being said, LET'S OPEN UP SOME DRILLING IN AREAS WHERE OIL IS KNOWN TO BE, and that is currently off-limits for idiot reasons.

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    is your skull one of them? there'd be the added benefits of trepanation
    "I'm a mother****ing party all by myself."

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    Re: NECE$$ITY I$ the MOTHER OF INVENTION$

    Quote Originally Posted by william favor
    He is amazingly resiliant.

    W couldn't even spell the word resilient....


    50/50 on whether or not he could correctly pronounce it.

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    Re: NECE$$ITY I$ the MOTHER OF INVENTION$

    Quote Originally Posted by william favor
    When there is true economic hardship, and oil reserves are ACTUALLY depleted, not ARTIFICIALLY, as they are now with regulations that hamper or prevent drilling in many locations, the market conditions will drive people to come up with a viable alternative energy.
    God knows we haven't found it yet. Maybe it doesn't exist.(one that is both useful AND economically feasible)
    Meanwhile, LET'S OPEN THE STOPS TO DRILLING AND REFINING, BABY!
    if I could destroy your and doleo's ability to use the caps lock button, this forum would be a much quieter place.
    "The mark of a great player is in his ability to come back. The great champions have all come back from defeat." - Sam Snead

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scott D
    if I could destroy your and doleo's ability to use the caps lock button, this forum would be a much quieter place.
    This is a quiet Sunday afternoon, and needs alittle cage-rattlin'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by proud gonzo
    is your skull one of them? there'd be the added benefits of trepanation
    What do you remember about your pre-lobotomy daze?

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    Re: NECE$$ITY I$ the MOTHER OF INVENTION$

    Oh man, if he's gonna try and start a battle of wits against gonzo, I'm making popcorn...
    "If you don't become an actor you'll never be a factor" - Lupe Fiasco

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    while you're at it, go find a land war in Asia for him to get involved in
    "I'm a mother****ing party all by myself."

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    Re: NECE$$ITY I$ the MOTHER OF INVENTION$

    Did someone go to bed?

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    Re: NECE$$ITY I$ the MOTHER OF INVENTION$

    Actually, the Mothers of Invention was Frank Zappa's band. Without Google there are a bunch of posters here who would be wondering who Frank Zappa is.
    To save your Google time, he is the father of Moonbeam and Dweezil.
    Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and good with ketchup.

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    Re: NECE$$ITY I$ the MOTHER OF INVENTION$

    Quote Originally Posted by AlbqSooner
    To save your Google time, he is the father of Moon Unit and Dweezil.
    Fixed it for you.
    "If you don't become an actor you'll never be a factor" - Lupe Fiasco

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    Re: NECE$$ITY I$ the MOTHER OF INVENTION$

    Well right about that time, people,
    A fur trapper
    Who was strictly from commercial
    (Strictly Commercial)
    Had the unmitigated audacity to jump up from behind my iga-loo
    (Peek-a-Boo Woo-ooo-ooo)
    And he started in to whippin' on my fav'rite baby seal
    With a lead-filled snow shoe . . .
    I said:
    With a lead
    LEAD
    Filled
    LEAD-FILLED
    A lead-filled snow shoe
    SNOW SHOE
    He said Peak-a-boo
    PEEK-A-BOO
    With a lead
    LEAD
    Filled
    LEAD-FILLED
    With a lead-filled snow shoe
    SNOW SHOE
    He said Peak-a-boo.
    PEEK-A-BOO
    He went right up side the head of my favourite baby seal
    He went WHAP!
    With a lead-filled snow shoe
    An' he hit him on the nose 'n he hit him on fin 'n he . . .

    That got me just about as evil
    As an Eskimo boy can be . . . so I bent down 'n I reached down 'n I scooped down
    An' I gathered up a generous mitten full of the deadly . . .
    YELLOW SNOW
    The deadly Yellow Snow from right there where the huskies go
    Whereupon I proceeded to take that mitten full
    Of the deadly Yellow Snow Crystals
    And rub it all into his beady little eyes
    With a vigorous circular motion
    Hitherto unknown to the people on this area,
    But destined to take the place of THE MUD SHARK
    In your mythology
    Here it goes now . . .
    THE CIRCULAR MOTION . . . (rub it) . . .

    And then, in a fit of anger, I . . .
    I pounced
    And I pounced again
    GREAT GOOGLY-MOOGLY
    I jumped up 'n down the chest of the . . .
    I injured the fur trapper
    Well, he was very upset, as you can understand
    And rightly so
    Because
    The deadly Yellow Snow Crystals
    Had deprived him of his sight
    And he stood up
    And he looked around
    And he said:
    I CAN'T SEE
    (DO . . . DO DO-DO DO DO DO . . . YEAH!)
    I CAN'T SEE
    (DO . . . DO DO-DO DO DO DO . . . YEAH!)
    OH WOE IS ME
    (DO . . . DO DO-DO DO DO DO . . . YEAH!)
    I CAN'T SEE
    (DO . . . DO DO-DO DO DO DO . . . WELL!)
    NO NO
    I CAN'T SEE
    NO . . . I . . .
    He took a dog-doo sno-cone
    An' stuffed it in my right eye
    He took a dog-doo sno-cone
    An' stuffed it in my other eye
    An' the huskie wee-wee,
    I mean the doggie wee-wee
    Has blinded me
    An' I can't see
    Temporarily
    Well the fur trapper
    Stood there
    With his arms outstretched
    Across the frozen white wasteland
    Trying to figure out what he's gonna do
    About his deflicted eyes
    And it was at that precise moment that he remembered
    An ancient Eskimo legend
    Wherein it is written
    On whatever it is that they write it on up there
    That if anything bad ever happens to your eyes
    As a result of some sort of conflict
    With anyone named Nanook
    The only way you can get it fixed up
    Is to go trudgin' across the tundra . . .
    Mile after mile
    Trudgin' across the tundra . . .
    Right down to the parish of Saint Alfonzo . . .

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    Re: NECE$$ITY I$ the MOTHER OF INVENTION$

    Quote Originally Posted by bri
    Fixed it for you.
    Blast you fast typer person!


    Anyone with MTV years ago should know that one.

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    OK let's just continue to be slaves to OPEC. We'll do just fine, continuing to go down that path.

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    Yeah, 'cause your evil genius plan of "let's just dick around and wait until we REALLY start to run out of oil" is a world-beater...
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