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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member Okla-homey's Avatar
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    Skoal...how do I love thee, let me count the ways...

    1. Thou givest me pep

    2. Thou makest my heart beat faster

    3. Thou makest me happy

    4. Thou art a like a lover which dost ask for naught in return for the comforts thou givest.
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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member Mongo's Avatar
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    Re: Skoal...how do I love thee, let me count the ways...

    what flavor

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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member IB4OU2's Avatar
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    Re: Skoal...how do I love thee, let me count the ways...

    5. Thou Longcut Wintergreen is the best.

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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member Mongo's Avatar
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    Re: Skoal...how do I love thee, let me count the ways...

    Cope kicks the sh!t out of Skoal!!!

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    Re: Skoal...how do I love thee, let me count the ways...

    f'in hillbillies, every last one of you.
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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member Mongo's Avatar
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    Re: Skoal...how do I love thee, let me count the ways...

    I spit in your general direction

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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member Jerk's Avatar
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    Re: Skoal...how do I love thee, let me count the ways...

    I'm dipping Skoal Straight right now. I wish I could quit,.
    "When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together in society, they create for themselves, in the course of time, a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that glorifies it."
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    Re: Skoal...how do I love thee, let me count the ways...

    Quote Originally Posted by soonerscuba
    f'in hillbillies, every last one of you.
    word.
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    Re: Skoal...how do I love thee, let me count the ways...

    6. thou maketh me leave those oh so attractive spit cups all over the place

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    Re: Skoal...how do I love thee, let me count the ways...


    That's all I needed to never do it again. I'm too vain.
    Oh sweet jesus. Its like watching the special olympics in high definition on here now.
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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member Mongo's Avatar
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    Re: Skoal...how do I love thee, let me count the ways...

    Your just jealous that we spit and you swallow!!!!

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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member IronSooner's Avatar
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    Re: Skoal...how do I love thee, let me count the ways...

    Which one of you was it that used to clog the water fountains at my high school? That stuff is unbelievably nasty.

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    Re: Skoal...how do I love thee, let me count the ways...

    Quote Originally Posted by Jerk
    I'm dipping Skoal Straight right now. I wish I could quit,.
    I tryed for years to quit now I just wont dip in house or vehicles I may take a dip once a day now seems to work

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    Re: Skoal...how do I love thee, let me count the ways...

    Quote Originally Posted by Okla-homey
    1. Thou givest me pep

    2. Thou makest my heart beat faster

    3. Thou makest me happy

    4. Thou art a like a lover which dost ask for naught in return for the comforts thou givest.
    5. Thou put hole in cheek, so thou can whistle on side of face!

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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member Sooner Born Sooner Bred's Avatar
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    Re: Skoal...how do I love thee, let me count the ways...

    Quote Originally Posted by IronSooner
    Which one of you was it that used to clog the water fountains at my high school? That stuff is unbelievably nasty.
    Word. I think most boys must start dipping between 8th and 9th grade. When our junior high added 9th grade, there were a lot more dip stains on the carpet.

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    Re: Skoal...how do I love thee, let me count the ways...

    Chewing tobacco and snuff is some of the nastiest stuff on earth.

    The ring on the back pocket is to redneck as the tattoo on the base of the back is to tramp.

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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member BajaOklahoma's Avatar
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    Re: Skoal...how do I love thee, let me count the ways...

    Quote Originally Posted by sooneron

    That's all I needed to never do it again. I'm too vain.
    I've probably told this story before. As a student nurse, I had to take care of a patient with oral cancer from chewing tobacco. The picture above isn't even close to where this guy was - he had also lost a cheek, most of his nose and lower jaw.
    There is no way to describe the odor. Worse than even dog's gastric juices.
    The fans on here are known for their objectivity, fair play, open minded welcoming of others, debating in an upfront, firm, but respectful manner.....TexasLidig8r 11/21/04

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