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    Sooner All-Big XII-2-1+1-1+1 Soonerbabeinbama's Avatar
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    I am on internet probation!!!

    So my business partner tells me I am on the internet too much. Sigh.....
    It's not like I'm neglecting my job or anything - I'm a very conscientious worker and go off and on the net - I don't stay on it. I think she's just jealous because I've got an internet connection and she doesn't.

    Anyway, I've been reprimanded. Hmmmm - wonder if I'm also going to have to stay after school.

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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member Sooner in Tampa's Avatar
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    Re: I am on internet probation!!!

    Hey, a judge ruled that internet breaks are lawful...they equate to a coffee break.

    So tell your buisness partner to buzz off.


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    Six stitches is a pretty decent sized gash.
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    To hell with Nebraska...they are overrated and irrelevant.

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    Sooner All-Big XII-2-1+1-1+1 Soonerbabeinbama's Avatar
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    Re: I am on internet probation!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by CarolinaSoonerinFla
    Hey, a judge ruled that internet breaks are lawful...they equate to a coffee break.

    So tell your buisness partner to buzz off.
    Hey - thanks for the tip. She is a smoker and takes smoking breaks - and rather often. So...... when she takes a smoke break - I'll take an internet break. Thanks - you just solved my problem!!
    I would tell her to buzz off - but we're not speaking right now!!

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    Re: I am on internet probation!!!

    Glad to help...that's what the SO is here for...to solve the problems of the world.


    Quote Originally Posted by Harry Beanbag View Post
    Six stitches is a pretty decent sized gash.
    Quote Originally Posted by OUthunder View Post
    To hell with Nebraska...they are overrated and irrelevant.

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    Re: I am on internet probation!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Soonerbabeinbama
    So my business partner tells me I am on the internet too much. Sigh.....
    It's not like I'm neglecting my job or anything - I'm a very conscientious worker and go off and on the net - I don't stay on it. I think she's just jealous because I've got an internet connection and she doesn't.

    Anyway, I've been reprimanded. Hmmmm - wonder if I'm also going to have to stay after school.
    You want we should call her?

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    Re: I am on internet probation!!!

    send her a PEEM

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    Re: I am on internet probation!!!

    You could always just retire and quit the board completely.

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    Re: I am on internet probation!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Soonerbabeinbama
    Hey - thanks for the tip. She is a smoker and takes smoking breaks - and rather often. So...... when she takes a smoke break - I'll take an internet break. Thanks - you just solved my problem!!
    I would tell her to buzz off - but we're not speaking right now!!

    Tell her to take her ****ing cancer sticks away from you and shut the **** up.

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    Re: I am on internet probation!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Crimson_Balls
    You could always just retire and quit the board completely.
    Yeah - like you did? That lasted a long time didn't it?

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    Re: I am on internet probation!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Soonerbabeinbama
    Yeah - like you did? That lasted a long time didn't it?
    I have a hard time kicking the habit. I drink also.

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    Re: I am on internet probation!!!

    just neg her.

    Right in the back of the head.

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    Re: I am on internet probation!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Crimson_Balls
    I have a heard time kicking the habit. I drink also.
    he who lives in glass houses........

    btw and fyi - I don't work on Fridays!

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    Re: I am on internet probation!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Crimson_Balls
    I drink also.
    Maybe it's genetic. Do you chop down trees?

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    Re: I am on internet probation!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Soonerbabeinbama
    he who lives in glass houses........

    btw and fyi - I don't work on Fridays!
    A four day work week....SWEET. I need a job like that.


    Quote Originally Posted by Harry Beanbag View Post
    Six stitches is a pretty decent sized gash.
    Quote Originally Posted by OUthunder View Post
    To hell with Nebraska...they are overrated and irrelevant.

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    Re: I am on internet probation!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Howzit
    Maybe it's genetic. Do you chop down trees?
    Heh. Not lately

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    Re: I am on internet probation!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Crimson_Balls
    Heh. Not lately
    Speaking of you know who, has he sent any pictures of him in a turbin?

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    Re: I am on internet probation!!!

    Get her started on this board you guys will be out ob business in a month start over without her.

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    Re: I am on internet probation!!!

    she take cigarette breaks and gets mad at you for surfing? whatever. as long as the work is getting done, what's the big deal?
    Whenever a boy comes you should always have something baking.

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    Re: I am on internet probation!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by BeetDigger
    Speaking of you know who, has he sent any pictures of him in a turbin?
    No, but the minute he does I'm plastering that **** all over the SO.

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    Re: I am on internet probation!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by soonerbrat
    she take cigarette breaks and gets mad at you for surfing? whatever. as long as the work is getting done, what's the big deal?
    This chick is obviously racist. Call Jessie Jackson in on it.

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