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    Baylor Ambassador SicEmBaylor's Avatar
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    Okay that was weird...

    So, I get a knock at my apartment door and when I answer it there are these two HS looking girls standing in the doorway. They're semi-attractive but they have that "skate board punk" look about them, and they could probably use a good cleaning up.

    Anyhoo, they tell me they're seniors in HS and going door to door asking people to make donations to their "college fund." Now, I wasn't born yesterday so I know good and well this "college fund" is actually a "meth and pot fund."

    Well, I ask them if they will be attending Baylor (hah) and they tell me their plan is to go to UT. So I tell them that if they're going door to door in a mostly student apartment complex asking for money they may want to change their answer to Baylor. I tell them there's no way I'm contributing money to someone intending to attend that liberal cess pool in Austin.

    So then that's when things get strange. One of the girls runs her hand across the other girl's cheek and says, "yeah we're pretty liberal chicks though." Then they do that teenage giggle thing and ask, "so there's NOTHING we can do to get a contribution to our college fund?"

    And I say, "nope" and send them on their way. All and all it was very bizzare.

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    Re: Okay that was weird...

    Cue "Dear Penthouse" in 3....2....1....

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    Re: Okay that was weird...

    You did fine as long as we don't have to listen to you whine about not getting any.
    Real Name: Mark

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    Re: Okay that was weird...



    Camera? Check.

    Condoms? Check.

    "Ok, ladies. Come on in and let's talk about this for a minnit."

    I'm just sayin...
    NO. There is an elephant in the way.

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    Re: Okay that was weird...

    d00d, you're like the dumb and dumber guys that pass on the Hawaiian Tropic bus.
    one day

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    Re: Okay that was weird...

    You should have seen these girls though, I'd have to hose htem down with lysol first. Attractive but scuzzy.

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    Re: Okay that was weird...

    Id have had em clean my kitchen then gave em a few bucks
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    Baylor Ambassador SicEmBaylor's Avatar
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    Re: Okay that was weird...

    Quote Originally Posted by olevetonahill
    Id have had em clean my kitchen then gave em a few bucks
    Aye, I thought about that too but in the end I'm either giving them money for drugs or UT. I'm honest to God not sure which is worse.

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    Re: Okay that was weird...

    I'm proud of SicEm. He could have let the little head do the thinking for the big head. Instead, he was quick with his brain and on his feet, and thus probably avoided getting tied up naked, robbed, and left to fend for himself.

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    Re: Okay that was weird...

    You blew it!

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    Re: Okay that was weird...

    Quote Originally Posted by handcrafted
    I'm proud of SicEm. He could have let the little head do the thinking for the big head. Instead, he was quick with his brain and on his feet, and thus probably avoided getting tied up naked, robbed, and left to fend for himself.
    The way you describe that makes it sound like a bad thing.
    Real Name: Mark

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    Re: Okay that was weird...

    Quote Originally Posted by handcrafted
    I'm proud of SicEm. He could have let the little head do the thinking for the big head. Instead, he was quick with his brain and on his feet, and thus probably avoided getting tied up naked, robbed, and left to fend for himself.
    I'd take my chances with two 18 year old skater chicks
    one day

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    Re: Okay that was weird...

    Quote Originally Posted by handcrafted
    I'm proud of SicEm. He could have let the little head do the thinking for the big head. Instead, he was quick with his brain and on his feet, and thus probably avoided getting tied up naked, robbed, and left to fend for himself.
    thanks, Mom

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    Re: Okay that was weird...

    Quote Originally Posted by 1stTimeCaller
    I'd take my chances with two 18 year old skater chicks and their dealer who was probably hiding around the corner waiting until the dumbass mark took the bait.
    Fixed.

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    Re: Okay that was weird...

    Quote Originally Posted by 1stTimeCaller
    I'd take my chances with two 18 year old skater chicks
    So now you're TMCWT18YOSCG?

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    Re: Okay that was weird...

    YOU HAVE SKANKY HOS COMING TO YOUR DAMNED FRONT DOOR OFFERING UP THEIR SERVICES AND YOU SAID NO?!?!?!?! DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES MEN HAVE ****ING DREAMED ABOUT THIS HAPPENING TO THEM?!?!?!?!?
    We have always known that heedless self-interest was bad morals; we know now that it is bad economics. FDR.

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    Re: Okay that was weird...

    Quote Originally Posted by handcrafted
    Fixed.
    You're right, mom...
    one day

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    Re: Okay that was weird...

    Quote Originally Posted by SoonerInKCMO
    YOU HAVE SKANKY HOS COMING TO YOUR DAMNED FRONT DOOR OFFERING UP THEIR SERVICES AND YOU SAID NO?!?!?!?! DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES MEN HAVE ****ING DREAMED ABOUT THIS HAPPENING TO THEM?!?!?!?!?
    Yes, it happened to a Baptist. This is called 'poetic justice' for all you heathen types out there.

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    Re: Okay that was weird...

    where is SoonerWill when you need him.......

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    Re: Okay that was weird...

    Quote Originally Posted by Howzit
    So now you're TMCWT18YOSCG?
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    Besides, a bitch gotta party, yo.

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