So I'm in the DPS examination station in Norman today...

[BigRedJed]

...getting my motorcycle endorsement. It's me and two or three other people, one of whom is Toby Keith. He wasn't there long, the examiner had to direct him to a tag agent for whatever he needed. He was pretty incognito, no ball cap, no cowboy hat. He was wearing a golf shirt, and a bit more clean cut looking than usual.

He was pretty inconspicuous, and I probably wouldn't have even noticed him, other than thinking "that guy looks like Toby Keith." However, the examiner called out his name, and it was his real last name. Plus, the examiner was practically wetting himself after Toby left.

But he was there long enough for me to see that he was wearing Crocs.

[BigRedJed]

And when I say "Crocs" I don't mean crocodile boots.

[BigRedJed]

[BigRedJed]

And yes, I know I shouldn't have been riding for the past year without an endorsement.

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

Ugliest shoes EVAR. Did you get an autograph for Boarder?

[Sooner in Tampa]

Why do you hate trendy, hippie, comfy shoes?

[mrowl]

I wonder if he borrowed those from Britney Spears double wide.

[Viking Kitten]

Crocs are antimicrobial. Perhaps TK has a nasty foot fungus. Maybe it's the shame of his existence, and you just went and told everybody. I'm sure he really appreciates it.

[OUDoc]

And yes, I know I shouldn't have been riding for the past year without an endorsement.

I had a motorcycle license when I was 14 or 15. It used to be marked as such on my driver's license, but somehow it disappeared. It didn't matter to me at the time, since a valid DL was all you needed to ride a motorcycle. APPARENTLY that changed several years ago. APPARENTLY, they "grandfathered-in" old riders, if you applied. You now need separate testing for a motorcycle license (which I took in 1983). I didn't know about any of that until the past couple years. Now, despite the fact that I actually took and passed a motorcycle license test in 1983 and the DPS should have record of this, I can't get the motorcycle license put back on without taking the test. Nice record keeping DPS. So, as far as I'm concerned, I have a motorcycle license. As far as the state's concerned, I apparently don't.
Maybe I should go to Phil's "ask a lawyer" website...

[colleyvillesooner]

Stanley is gonna be ****ed

[walkoffsooner]

OUDOC I did the same thing I tryed every avenue to get it back on there.They don't care.

[Hatfield]

was he humming a song about how much he loves america and capitalizing on her misfortunes?

[Mjcpr]

was he humming a song about how much he loves america and capitalizing on her misfortunes?

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Heh.

[C&CDean]

was he humming a song about how much he loves america and capitalizing on her misfortunes?

No, he was spending his gazillions of $$ that he took from poor, starving, abortion-seeking whores, crack moms, and gun haters. DOH.

[Hatfield]

tags are that expensive these days? maybe i need to write a song.

[Sooner in Tampa]

was he humming a song about how much he loves america and capitalizing on her misfortunes?

YAWN

[Hatfield]

sleep apnea?

[Sooner in Tampa]

boredom

[Hatfield]

have you tried exercise?