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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member Okla-homey's Avatar
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    Speaking of plumbing

    The shower in our bathroom was draining mighty slow. So, I sez to myself, its prolly goobed up with hair and assorted body goo.

    I proceeded to remove the drain screen, and fixed me up a hooky-dealio by taking a pair of snips to a wire coat-hanger.

    The assorted nastiness I extracted would make a skunk nauseous.

    She's draining fine now.

    That is all.
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    Re: Speaking of plumbing

    i have a pic somewhere of something like that

    it's amazing what hair and soap/shampoo becomes down there

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    Re: Speaking of plumbing

    I had to do that last night. Blech.

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    Re: Speaking of plumbing

    That hook dealio is a winner
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    Re: Speaking of plumbing

    If you consider what's gone down that drain, it's not so bad. Just for starters, there's head hair, pube hair, back hair, chest hair, leg hair, shaved armpit hair, ear wax, urine, morning eye gunk, stinky yard funk, ladies' female stuff, other miscellaneous bodily excretions to include spit, vomit and sinus drainage, bugs, swirling soapy residue, belly button lint, dandruff, excema, psoriasis, nut sac sweat, dry scaly skin, and shards of poop the toilet paper didn't take care of.

    I feel much cleaner now.
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    Re: Speaking of plumbing

    Get some of this at Locke Supply. It unclogs any shower, tub or bath sink easy and you don't have to get dirty.

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    Re: Speaking of plumbing

    Quote Originally Posted by VeeJay
    If you consider what's gone down that drain, it's not so bad. Just for starters, there's head hair, pube hair, back hair, chest hair, leg hair, shaved armpit hair, ear wax, urine, morning eye gunk, stinky yard funk, ladies' female stuff, other miscellaneous bodily excretions to include spit, vomit and sinus drainage, bugs, swirling soapy residue, belly button lint, dandruff, excema, psoriasis, nut sac sweat, dry scaly skin, and shards of poop the toilet paper didn't take care of.

    I feel much cleaner now.

    And if you have teenage boys, well

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    Re: Speaking of plumbing

    Quote Originally Posted by OUHOMER
    And if you have teenage boys, well
    "Hey, how long are you gonna be in that shower!"

    "Be...right....out Mom!"
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    Sooner All-Big XII-2-1+1-1+1 OKC Sooner's Avatar
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    Re: Speaking of plumbing

    Quote Originally Posted by Okla-homey
    "Hey, how long are you gonna be in that shower!"

    "Be...right....out Mom!"
    Hey, anything worth washing is worth washing well.
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    Re: Speaking of plumbing

    Quote Originally Posted by OUHOMER
    And if you have teenage boys, well
    And when they get older, they like, what.... quit "washing it"?
    You tell me it's the institution. Well, you know, you'd better free your mind instead.
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    Re: Speaking of plumbing

    Quote Originally Posted by OKC Sooner
    Hey, anything worth washing is worth washing well.

    That is why any woman who showers with a man will end up with the cleanest boobs in town. I guarantee you that those hummers get a thorough washing. Three, maybe four times.

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    Re: Speaking of plumbing

    Quote Originally Posted by OUHOMER
    And if you have teenage boys, well
    What else is conditioner good for?

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    Re: Speaking of plumbing

    Soap is such a slut.

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