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    eww

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.../uskeleton.xml

    A woman's skeleton was discovered in her flat three years after she is believed to have died, it emerged today.

    Joyce Vincent was surrounded by Christmas presents and the television and heating in her bedsit were still on.

    The 40-year-old's body was so decomposed that the only way to identify her was to compare dental records with a holiday photograph.

    Police believe she probably died of natural causes in early 2003, and was only found in January this year when housing association officials broke into the bedsit in Wood Green, North East London.

    They were hoping to recover the thousands of pounds of rent arrears that had piled up since her death.

    Details of the case emerged during an inquest at Hornsey Coroner's Court, which was attended by relatives including Ms Vincent's sisters.

    A spokesman for the coroner said today that Ms Vincent had apparently been a placed in the women's refuge accommodation as a victim of domestic violence.

    When representatives from the Metropolitan Housing Trust arrived at the flat on Jan 25 they drilled the door open and discovered stacks of unopened post.

    Some mail was marked February 2003, and medication and food had February 2003 expiry dates, the spokesman said.


    Ms Vincent was found lying on her back on the floor of the living room, which also doubled as a bedroom.

    Dr Simon Poole, a pathologist, told the inquest he had been unable to establish the cause of death because the remains were "largely skeletal", but police do not regard the circumstances as suspicious.

    The coroner recorded an open verdict.

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    I wonder what the smell was like. May have been very little with so
    much decomposition.

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    After three years of not paying rent, I bet her landlords had a bone to pick with her

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    They can have their pick of bones.

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    Thats the way I want to go.

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    I love randomly bolding words in a quoted news story.

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    "They were hoping to recover the thousands of pounds of rent arrears that had piled up since her death."

    My bank comes looking me if my frikkin car payment is just a week late!
    You tell me it's the institution. Well, you know, you'd better free your mind instead.
    (Shoo-bee doo-wah)

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    I'll bet she was a very lonely person. To be gone past the point of decomposition without discovery is odd. Well, at least in an urban setting.

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    memories.....

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    Did her family not wonder anything when they hadn't heard from her in 3 years?
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    Besides, a bitch gotta party, yo.

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    I'd like to know what brand TV she had....to be on for three years straight, it must be pretty good

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    They were hoping to recover the thousands of pounds of rent arrears that had piled up since her death.
    Instead, they got to scrape her rotten remains off of the floor. Take THAT, greedy so-and-sos.

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    Joyce Vincent was surrounded by Christmas presents and the television and heating in her bedsit were still on.
    I wonder what she got.
    NO. There is an elephant in the way.

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    Poor Beano. Nobody gets it.

    Yainch musta had one nasty-assed grill if they could compare her dental records to a "holiday photograph."

    And those Brits sure use some funny words.

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    I am betting Santa had something to do with it

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    they didn't try to get the rent for 3 years?

    and no one went looking for her? who sent her all the presents?
    Whenever a boy comes you should always have something baking.

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    Mmm... ...ribs.

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    I read a story one time about a guy who had died in his bathtub, apparently while drinking coffee. He had one of those electric submersible coffee warmers, which fell into the tub. He wasn't found for some time, and ended up becoming a rich, full-bodied bathtub stew. When they grabbed his leg to pull him from the tub, the bone slid right out of the leg meat.

    Thanks for the nightmares, innerweb!
    Well, crap.

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    Mmm... ...ribs.

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    Did I just kill another thread, or is everyone just taking a vomit break?
    Well, crap.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigRedJed
    Did I just kill another thread, or is everyone just taking a vomit break?

    vomit break.
    Whenever a boy comes you should always have something baking.

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    Mmm... ...ribs.

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    Glad it wasn't just me!
    Well, crap.

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