Last night I woke up in a cold sweat. I was dreaming that I was Iniana Jones running through the cave with the giant boulder chasing me, only their were two giant boulders and they were BLUE.
Last night I woke up in a cold sweat. I was dreaming that I was Iniana Jones running through the cave with the giant boulder chasing me, only their were two giant boulders and they were BLUE.
Did you eat blueberries before bed again, Czar?
I'm baaaack!!!!
So you're saying they were blue balls?
Hmmm, I have no idea what that might mean.
VK still taking 'roids to bulk up?
You're not happy in your pants
Originally Posted by Czar Soonerov
Sounds like you need to Raid the Lost Ark.
After this thread, I might suggest that your dream - like the original Indiana Jones movie - is now likely to spawn a series of sequels.
I think it means you have a burning desire to see Brokeback Mountain with a close friend.
Beware the man who would rule you for your own good. He will never cease. He will regulate every aspect of your life, destroy your liberty and enslave you, and sleep well convinced that he has made the world a better place.
Sounds like Indiana Jones in the Valley of Poon is not right around the corner.Originally Posted by Viking Kitten
The balls represent your mother.
The cave represents how you view your life.
You running represents your recognition of the fact that VK owns your mother.
Both of them.
ask Dr. Sue Johanson or whatever that freaky old ladies name is... she explains blue balls so well.
VK hears the secrets that you keep
When you're talking in your sleep!
Ah, I see what you're saying. Try here.
[/running away]Why would I want to do kegel exercises?
Kegeling provides many benefits:
-Conditioned muscles will make birth easier, and your perineum will more likely be intact (fewer tears and episiotomies)
-Sexual enjoyment is enhanced for both partners
-It can prevent prolapses of pelvic organs
-It can help prevent leaking urine when you sneeze or cough
Was "Can't Stop the Rock" by Apollo 440 playing?
Originally Posted by badger
Coach Capel's in-laws are after you!Last night I woke up in a cold sweat. I was dreaming that I was Iniana Jones running through the cave with the giant boulder chasing me, only their were two giant boulders and they were BLUE.
.....and that's all the news from out here on the old Santa Fe Trail.
You know, Harrison Ford worked with quite a few different directors after Raiders of the Lost Ark.Originally Posted by Viking Kitten
Yeah, but I heard some of them he actually paid for their services.Originally Posted by Czar Soonerov
Yeah, and Spielberg is still at the top of game. Went on to some great artistic success, while Harrison Ford is pretty well washed up as an actor now.Originally Posted by Czar Soonerov