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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member Okla-homey's Avatar
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    Ladies and Gentlemen of the Sovereign State of Oklahoma

    Yesterday, after experiencing my first Sooner Springtime tornadic episode in 28 years, complete with the pattering of hailstones and the wail of the tornado siren, it is indeed wonderful to be back home among you. I even squirted a tear or two.

    Nothing makes an Okie who has been away for far too long feel more like home than observing the majestic and terrible power of nature unleashed from an immense afternoon Oklahoma skyscape.

    that is all.
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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member Jimminy Crimson's Avatar
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    Re: Ladies and Gentlemen of the Sovereign State of Oklahoma

    obligatory 'fraidy hole' comment

    welcome back, ya f'n hillbilly!

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    Re: Ladies and Gentlemen of the Sovereign State of Oklahoma

    Quote Originally Posted by Okla-homey
    ***I even squirted a tear or two.***
    I bet that's just a euphemism for wettin your diaper.
    You tell me it's the institution. Well, you know, you'd better free your mind instead.
    (Shoo-bee doo-wah)

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    Re: Ladies and Gentlemen of the Sovereign State of Oklahoma

    I'm squirting a tear at your reference to the "soveriegn state of Oklahoma."
    Beautiful.

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    Re: Ladies and Gentlemen of the Sovereign State of Oklahoma

    Did they let the kids outta school early?
    Quote Originally Posted by C&CDean View Post
    Besides, a bitch gotta party, yo.

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    Re: Ladies and Gentlemen of the Sovereign State of Oklahoma

    You didn't stand on your back porch and watch for it?

    Sissy.

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