Girls Gone Wild Released Back Into Civilization!
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The Onion is my hero
You tell me it's the institution. Well, you know, you'd better free your mind instead.
(Shoo-bee doo-wah)
I loved the thing about the "patterned lower back markings."
La ola es mía.
"We had planned to catch them with a net, then sedate them," Macken said. "But we found that shooting them with tranquilizer darts was not as effective as taking a page from nature and putting Rohypnol in their exotic drinks."
Heh.
TRAMP STAMPOriginally Posted by Pricetag
OBAMA= One Big A** Mistake America!
Tattoo on the lower back? Might as well be a bullseye!
You only live once, but if you work it right...once is enough!
SPLOOSH SPLOOSH SPLOOSH
[homey]So THAT'S where Blonde Daughter has been...[/homey]
"If you don't become an actor you'll never be a factor" - Lupe Fiasco
hilarious
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there was more boobage than i expected on that page...
Well. Websense let that page through. I would call it marginal on the "safe for work" scale, though.
Er, were you looking at the right link? There was no boobage on the page. If there had been, I would have expected a NSFW tag.
enlarge the first picture...
Just because you said that, I think I better not.
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