by airborne ebola!
http://www.sas.org/tcs/weeklyIssues_...e1p/index.html
Why doesn't he volunteer to help save the planet and eat a bullet?
by airborne ebola!
http://www.sas.org/tcs/weeklyIssues_...e1p/index.html
Why doesn't he volunteer to help save the planet and eat a bullet?
Last edited by Jerk; 4/2/2006 at 06:25 PM.
"When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together in society, they create for themselves, in the course of time, a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that glorifies it."
- Fred Bastiat
I votes go 1st
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If God wanted Men to look women in the eyes, He wouldnt have gave em Boobs !
I advocate a 90% reduction in the population of UT.
You big softie...Originally Posted by SicEmBaylor
I suspect the keyword here is "evolutionary" scientist....just a guess.
that's a good start.
Don't you just love naturists who feel the best thing for Mother Earth is to have all us humans die? What a tool.
"Discourage litigation. Persuade your neighbors to compromise whenever they can. Point out to them how the nominal winner is often a real loser; in fees, expenses and waste of time." -- Abraham Lincoln, (1809-1865) Lawyer and President who saved the United States.
"Without opportunities on the part of the poor to obtain expert legal advice, it is idle to talk of equality before the law"-- Justice Chas. Evans Hughes
Meh. I've had similar thoughts when stuck in traffic whilst driving to work in the mornings.
We have always known that heedless self-interest was bad morals; we know now that it is bad economics. FDR.
it wouldn't hurt my feelings if like 90% of the people were gone, as long as I wasn't one of them.
Sounds like a modest proposal.
Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and good with ketchup.
there are certainly days where I believe it would be nice to not have to deal with 90% of the people I deal with. But Ebola isn't how I would want that taken care of. I'd much rather they just turn invisible and inaudible spontaneously.
The succy part would be life as we know it would end long before the 90% checked-out, so it prolly wouldn't be much fun to be in the "lucky" 10%.
"Discourage litigation. Persuade your neighbors to compromise whenever they can. Point out to them how the nominal winner is often a real loser; in fees, expenses and waste of time." -- Abraham Lincoln, (1809-1865) Lawyer and President who saved the United States.
"Without opportunities on the part of the poor to obtain expert legal advice, it is idle to talk of equality before the law"-- Justice Chas. Evans Hughes
'evolutionary ecologist and lizard expert'
The fact that they have one of these at saxet contributes greatly to my theory that anyone that is currently attending or has ever attended or taught at that University should spontaneously combust within the next 6 months, eliminating 90% of all sphincter lesions on the planet.
This guy is nutso!
No way that's acceptable unless they have a vaccine for the "right" 10% to survive.
And, shouldn't they, at least, wait until robots can make their clothes and shoes and cars and houses and golf clubs and stuff?
Wow.
And to think nutjobs like this get paid for this crap.
Didn't Ted Kaszinski (sp?) get paid to do the 'professor' thing for a while? Wonder if this guy has some ebola in his basement?
Is he volunteering to go first?
"ESPN and Texas are now one and the same." -Stewart Mandel
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Last edited by caphorns; 4/3/2006 at 11:06 AM.
I like Ike's idea, except the people spontaneously combust into Ozone to save the atmosphere, and most importantly I get to select who lives
"The mark of a great player is in his ability to come back. The great champions have all come back from defeat." - Sam Snead
Just to play somewhat of a devil's advocate here, and I think this guy is crazy, but which professor is responsible for more death, Dr. Pianka or Dr. Rice?
Just sayin'.
Boomer Sooner
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