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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member Viking Kitten's Avatar
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    Something Stinky This Way Comes

    Holy Mother... What is that smell? I go out to run some errands. I come back and the house has that nursing home aroma of sh*t mixed with death.

    WHERE THE HELL IS IT COMING FROM??? I CAN'T MAKE IT GO AWAY IF I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS!!!

    I have about 10 Yankee Candles lit right now. Every window is open... and the AC is on too. That ought to send Czar completely over the edge once and for all.

    I'm fittin' to give ol' Will a call.

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    Re: Something Stinky This Way Comes

    is it possible you have a dead animal hidden somewhere? like a mouse/rat, etc?

    we had a rat die in our garage at the old rent house, and holy mother of bad odors..wow

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    Re: Something Stinky This Way Comes

    Quote Originally Posted by Viking Kitten
    Holy Mother... What is that smell? I go out to run some errands. I come back and the house has that nursing home aroma of sh*t mixed with death.

    WHERE THE HELL IS IT COMING FROM??? I CAN'T MAKE IT GO AWAY IF I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS!!!

    I have about 10 Yankee Candles lit right now. Every window is open... and the AC is on too. That ought to send Czar completely over the edge once and for all.

    I'm fittin' to give ol' Will a call.
    no doubt about it, its definitely 'sh*t mixed with death'...prolly warm 'sh*t' though
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    Re: Something Stinky This Way Comes

    getcha some good ole rebel candles that will take that dam yankee stench away
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    Re: Something Stinky This Way Comes

    Got any Bradford pears outside that are blooming?

    We've got some in the back that I just got a whiff of...shuey.

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    Re: Something Stinky This Way Comes

    Forsome reason the phrase "Rumble Butt" leaps to mind. And I don't know why.

    And I can't stop laughing about it.
    ... that's not food.

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    Re: Something Stinky This Way Comes

    Quote Originally Posted by Viking Kitten
    I have about 10 Yankee Candles lit right now.

    Lid is on the way.

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    Re: Something Stinky This Way Comes

    Have you bought a bag of potatoes in the recent past? Look everywhere, under the cabinets, under the microwave stand, in a pantry. If you have ever smelled bad, rotten potatoes, you will NEVER let them rot in your house again. It is easy to buy a bag and put them somewhere and forget about them, it is also extremely nasty. It will only happen once.

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    SoonerFans.com Elite Member BeetDigger's Avatar
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    Re: Something Stinky This Way Comes

    1TC didn't visit did he?

    That would be my first guess.

    Look in the corners. You might want to throw down some towels too.

    Last edited by BeetDigger; 4/2/2006 at 09:53 PM.

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    Re: Something Stinky This Way Comes

    You didn't miss any pieces of horse did you? I'm sure that would become pretty rank since it's getten warmer.

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    Re: Something Stinky This Way Comes

    Maybe Czar left the computer open on the Chipotle thead.

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    Re: Something Stinky This Way Comes

    Quote Originally Posted by Viking Kitten
    Holy Mother... What is that smell? I go out to run some errands. I come back and the house has that nursing home aroma of sh*t mixed with death.
    Been feedin' Czar those Old El Paso TV dinners again????????
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    Re: Something Stinky This Way Comes

    So didja figure out what it was? Or was it just Rumble Britches?
    ... that's not food.

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    Re: Something Stinky This Way Comes

    My youngest decided to stink up the house by pushin' the "popcorn" button on the microwave again instead of coming to get me so she could eat the stuff.

    That's a smell that hangs around for a while. Talk about smokin' . . .

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    Re: Something Stinky This Way Comes

    Quote Originally Posted by Howzit
    Got any Bradford pears outside that are blooming?

    We've got some in the back that I just got a whiff of...shuey.
    The most accurate way I can think of to describe the smell of a blooming Bradford Pear is "crotch."
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    Re: Something Stinky This Way Comes

    Quote Originally Posted by Pricetag
    The most accurate way I can think of to describe the smell of a blooming Bradford Pear is "crotch."
    Updog?
    ... that's not food.

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    Re: Something Stinky This Way Comes

    Quote Originally Posted by ChickSoonerFan
    Have you bought a bag of potatoes in the recent past? Look everywhere, under the cabinets, under the microwave stand, in a pantry. If you have ever smelled bad, rotten potatoes, you will NEVER let them rot in your house again. It is easy to buy a bag and put them somewhere and forget about them, it is also extremely nasty. It will only happen once.
    what chick is saying, is that she got potatoWn3d!!!!11!!

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    Re: Something Stinky This Way Comes

    Quote Originally Posted by Pricetag
    The most accurate way I can think of to describe the smell of a blooming Bradford Pear is "crotch."
    bradford pears are vile trees. dirty, smelly, messy, weak branched things. nice springtime display, though. if you like the look, get a cleveland select or aristocrat pear. i'm partial to flowering cherry trees. nicer spring show and better winter interest in the wood.[/garden guy]

    they do smell like a.ss though

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    Re: Something Stinky This Way Comes

    Quote Originally Posted by Jimminy Crimson
    what chick is saying, is that she got potatoWn3d!!!!11!!


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    Re: Something Stinky This Way Comes

    Quote Originally Posted by bri
    good on ya, bri

    i didn't feel like searching for the pic

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