Holy Mother... What is that smell? I go out to run some errands. I come back and the house has that nursing home aroma of sh*t mixed with death.
WHERE THE HELL IS IT COMING FROM??? I CAN'T MAKE IT GO AWAY IF I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS!!!
I have about 10 Yankee Candles lit right now. Every window is open... and the AC is on too. That ought to send Czar completely over the edge once and for all.
I'm fittin' to give ol' Will a call.