There's a pretty mockingbird outside...

[proud gonzo]

He sits in the tree and sings to me while I do yardwork. He also sang me to sleep last night. And he sang a really nice song this morning, too.


I named him Pat because he never shuts up.

[12]

He is holding his beak, right?

[Howzit]

A little bird
With a yellow bill
Was sitting on
My window sill.

I lured it in
With a piece of bread
And then I crushed
It's ****ing head.

Good ol' Army cadence.

[JohnnyMack]

A little bird
With a yellow bill
Was sitting on
My window sill.

I lured it in
With a piece of bread
And then I crushed
It's ****ing head.

Hallmark?

[proud gonzo]

[C&CDean]

So, I'm assuming you don't wanna hear about the time I set up a muskrat trap and baited it with bread and caught the mockingbird that my dad used to go out every morning and whistle to and I had to finish it off with a big ol' rock cause it's belly was crushed and my dad walked out right at that time and I had the word "DOUG" from his big ol' western belt tattooed across my bare back for almost a month, do you?

[proud gonzo]

So, I'm assuming you don't wanna hear about the time I set up a muskrat trap and baited it with bread and caught the mockingbird that my dad used to go out every morning and whistle to and I had to finish it off with a big ol' rock cause it's belly was crushed and my dad walked out right at that time and I had the word "DOUG" from his big ol' western belt tattooed across my bare back for almost a month, do you?

I hate you


but I like your dad

[12]

Doug was just mad because the bird wasn't ripe yet.

[Jimminy Crimson]

My sisters dog catches the mockingbirds that dive-bomb her in the backyard.

I think the count last summer was 10 or so.

The dog is pretty stealth for a 95lb golden.

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

It is actually Thunder doing some secret operation to destroy you

[NormanPride]

Dean comes from a world we may not understand...