Rule #1

[proud gonzo]

No Poofters!!

[GottaHavePride]

Rule #2: now I don't want to see anybody not drinkin' this time.

[SoonerBorn68]

Can I call you Bruce to avoid the confusion?

[TUSooner]

psssst It's Eric Idle's birthday:


Immanuel Kant was a real p!$$ant
Who was very rarely stable

Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the table

David Hume could out consume
Schopenhauer and Hegel

And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel

There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya
'Bout the raising of the wrist
Socrates, himself, was permanently p!$$ed



John Stuart Mill, of his own free will
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill

Plato they say, could stick it away
Half a crate of whiskey every day

Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle
Hobbes was fond of his dram
And René Descartes was a drunken fart
"I drink, therefore I am"

Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed
A lovely little thinker
But a bugger when he's p!$$ed

[proud gonzo]

WOOHOO!!!

"This here's the wattle - the emblem of our land. You can stick it in a bottle, you can hold it in your hand. Amen!!"

[BudSooner]

psssst It's Eric Idle's birthday:


Immanuel Kant was a real p!$$ant
Who was very rarely stable

Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the table

David Hume could out consume
Schopenhauer and Hegel

And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel

There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya
'Bout the raising of the wrist
Socrates, himself, was permanently p!$$ed



John Stuart Mill, of his own free will
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill

Plato they say, could stick it away
Half a crate of whiskey every day

Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle
Hobbes was fond of his dram
And René Descartes was a drunken fart
"I drink, therefore I am"

Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed
A lovely little thinker
But a bugger when he's p!$$ed

Secret Policemans other ball!!!!



I remember renting that....the guy behind the counter asked me-

"Son, aren't you kinda young for porno's?"
Nope!

[Viking Kitten]

Rule #3. Any a' you homos touch me... I kill you.