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    who are the ridiculous candidates?

    Following the example set forth by Oklahoma State and Texas Tech, OU plans to announce Kellen Sampson as the new head coach.

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    Re: who are the ridiculous candidates?

    spek

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    Re: who are the ridiculous candidates?

    Following the example set forth by Oklahoma State and Kansas State, OU plans to announce Larry Eustachy as the new head coach.

    Meetings will be every Wednesday at 8pm.

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    Re: who are the ridiculous candidates?

    Following the example set forth by the Can You Hear Me Now? guy, OU was originally planning to offer the job to Ray Lopes.

    But, they kept getting a busy signal.

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    Re: who are the ridiculous candidates?

    Following the example set forth by Pittsburgh Steelers fans, OU plans to announce Jerry Tarkanian's towel as the new head coach.

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    Re: who are the ridiculous candidates?

    Following the example set forth by TCU and Lamar, OU plans to announce Billy Tubbs as the new head coach.

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    Re: who are the ridiculous candidates?

    Scott Sutton.

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    Re: who are the ridiculous candidates?

    Following the way he handled the tragic death of Patrick Dennehy, OU plans to announce Dave Bliss as the new head coach.

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    Re: who are the ridiculous candidates?

    Following the example set forth by McDonalds and Burger King, Oklahoma plans to entertain Rick Majerus as it's new head man.

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    Re: who are the ridiculous candidates?

    Given the fact that his team coaches close to Norman, OU plans to announce Byron Scott as the new head coach.

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    Re: who are the ridiculous candidates?

    Given the fact that he really likes white people, OU plans to announce Nolan Richardson as the new head coach.

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    Re: who are the ridiculous candidates?

    Charles Barkley
    I'm not happy until you're not happy.

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    Re: who are the ridiculous candidates?

    Quote Originally Posted by Rhino
    Given the fact that he really likes white people, OU plans to announce Nolan Richardson as the new head coach.
    And I'll join the KKK.
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    Re: who are the ridiculous candidates?

    Since he is suspended without pay and has nothing better to do with his time, OU has chosen Tulsa Police Chief Dave Been to replace Sampson.

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    Re: who are the ridiculous candidates?

    Balkie Bartocomous = Jeff Van Gundy
    "Hard work is for people short on talent." -George Carlin

    "Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Don't teach a man to fish...and feed yourself. He's a grown man. And fishing's not that hard." -Ron Swanson

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    Re: who are the ridiculous candidates?

    Given that everyone misses Moe Dampeer, Oklahoma announces him as new head coach. As an incentive to keep him on staff, the Hamburglar is designated assistant.

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    Re: who are the ridiculous candidates?

    Is Gene Hackman available?


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    Re: who are the ridiculous candidates?

    Quote Originally Posted by Sooner47
    Is Gene Hackman available?

    I heard he punched a kid somewhere a few years back...that's why he came outta nowhere. Might be a risky hire...

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    Re: who are the ridiculous candidates?

    Following the example set forth by fellow Wichita State coach Gene Stephenson, OU plans to announce Mark Turgeon as the new head coach...for just, like, twelve hours.

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