These are good, especially like the trashcan one.
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One Liners with Courtney Paris
Known nationally for her dominant ability, Courtney Paris might be equally famous around Norman for her quick-witted, jovial personality when she is away from the court. Her press conference jokes have become famous around Big 12 country. Below is a sampling of some of her memorable one-liners:
Where: NCAA First Round Press Conference:
The Question: You are a young freshman (turned 18 in Sept.), how come your parents had you start kindergarten at a the age of four?
CP3's Response: I was 5-11 as a five-year-old, so my parents figured I might as well start kindergarten. Plus, I have always thought that preschool was a cop out for parents.
Where: Press Conference after Big 12 Championship win
The Question: You missed your first nine free throws, what were you thinking when you made your last five attempts?
CP3's Response: Dribble, dribble, dribble, spin the ball and shoot.
Where: NCAA First Round locker room interview
The Question: Have you become a celebrity in Norman, someone who gets noticed all over campus and town?
CP3's Response: Last time I checked there aren’t many 6-4 black girls walking around Oklahoma. I think that is why I get noticed.
Where: Big 12 Media Day
The Question: Have you teammates put you through any initiation rituals?
CP3's Response: Well they haven’t tried to stuff me in a trash can or anything. I doubt they would be successful.
Where: Numerous press conferences
The Question: What is the key to the huge rebound numbers you have been able to put up?
CP3's Response: The ball is in the air, I figure that I might as well go get it.
Where: Big 12 Championship Press Conference
The Situation: During the press conference, teammate Erin Higgins questioned Paris for inadvertently forgetting the name of a teammate
CP3's Response: I don’t know their names because it is all about the name on the front
Originally Posted by Missouri's Coach Stein
but funny!
