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Re: Texas Jokes
You know how to tell if a Longhorn is married, by the tobacco stains on both outside doors of his pickup.
Hear about the Longhorn who dialed the operator and ask how to dial a hyphen.
Or the Horn who went crayz when ask to draw a circle,as he didn't know where to begin.
Or the horn who thought a carnation was a large used car lot.
Or the horn who had used up all his sick leave so he called in dead.
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Re: Texas Jokes
Why do birds fly upside down over Texas?
Because it ain't worth crapping on.
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