There's a guy I work with that's easily identifible by his shoes. He wears
hiking boots/sttel toe tips EVERY DAY to a computer/office oriented environment.
So when you walk into the boys room, you know when he's sitting on the throne.
So I'm using the urinal, and hear the typical pulling of toilet paper from
the mega-giant-roll. No big deal.
Then the sounds come.
The sounds? It sounds like he's sandpapering his azz.
He does this for five to six iterations.
A "sandpaper" wipe? WTF???