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    Best way to fick off a buger?

    The really wet ones tend to want to stick to your fingers. Any tips on how to let those ones fly?

    And yes, its spelled booger, but it just didn't look the same.
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    Re: Best way to fick off a buger?

    With the absence of kleenex, toilet paper, or your direct deposit pay stub, if you just continue to rub it, index finger against your thumb, it will soon solidify and then you can dispose of it like it's a big mean greenie or something.

    As an adult, certainly you would be expected to have figured this out by now.
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    Re: Best way to fick off a buger?

    Who are you calling an adult?

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    Re: Best way to fick off a buger?

    wipe it on the cushion and blame it on the kids and act disguested when your wife finds it.

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    Re: Best way to fick off a buger?

    Always fun to flick them over the cubicle walls when one is a couple of years out of college and still in the childish humor stage with their fellow workers. Boogers landing on the paper that you are working on are always worth a laugh.

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    Re: Best way to fick off a buger?

    stick it on your tongue and spit it out
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    Re: Best way to fick off a buger?

    Donate it to an aggie food bank. Don't you know that there are thousands of starving aggies in stoolwater?
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    Re: Best way to fick off a buger?

    Quote Originally Posted by VeeJay
    With the absence of kleenex, toilet paper, or your direct deposit pay stub, if you just continue to rub it, index finger against your thumb, it will soon solidify and then you can dispose of it like it's a big mean greenie or something.

    As an adult, certainly you would be expected to have figured this out by now.
    Sound advice and commentary.

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    Re: Best way to fick off a buger?

    hold your hand out the window to let it air dry, once hard, you can now discard very easily...yes, i do it everyday

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    Re: Best way to fick off a buger?

    Quote Originally Posted by bigdsooner
    hold your hand out the window to let it air dry, once hard, you can now discard very easily...yes, i do it everyday
    Driving with a booger encrusted finger out the window sounds like great way to handle it.

    Subtle and efficient.

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    Re: Best way to fick off a buger?

    Quote Originally Posted by bigdsooner
    hold your hand out the window to let it air dry, once hard, you can now discard very easily...yes, i do it everyday
    Now every time you see someone sticking hisr hand out the car window and rubbing his fingers together, you know what's happening.
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