here at school today - they all want to go home and watch the basketball tournament!!
here at school today - they all want to go home and watch the basketball tournament!!
release a couple of buttons.
and which two might those be?Originally Posted by walkoffsooner
top or middle both are a turn on.
Release the hounds!Originally Posted by Soonerbabeinbama
maybe she is wearing button-fly jeansOriginally Posted by walkoffsooner
one day
ohhhh - so that will make the young men forget about the BB tourney?
Release the sandwich!Originally Posted by 1stTimeCaller
sometimes we forget our namesOriginally Posted by Soonerbabeinbama
one day
and how to speak. intelligibly, at least.
Bloody grudge brawls between rival street gangs have been known to be halted instantly by the introduction of a pair of exposed boobays.
"Discourage litigation. Persuade your neighbors to compromise whenever they can. Point out to them how the nominal winner is often a real loser; in fees, expenses and waste of time." -- Abraham Lincoln, (1809-1865) Lawyer and President who saved the United States.
"Without opportunities on the part of the poor to obtain expert legal advice, it is idle to talk of equality before the law"-- Justice Chas. Evans Hughes
men are such strange creatures
once you figure out that the vast majority of us only get excited about beer, ballgames, biscuits, bewbs and box we're pretty easy to get along with.Originally Posted by Soonerbabeinbama
one day
You don't know the half of it, lady.Originally Posted by Soonerbabeinbama
that was boxing ...... right?Originally Posted by 1stTimeCaller
My list is even shorter. I don't like beer. The biscuits come with gravy, right?Originally Posted by 1stTimeCaller
I'm not happy until you're not happy.
No.Originally Posted by Soonerbabeinbama
I'm not happy until you're not happy.
Wichita is a madhouse today. Well, as much of a madhouse as Wichita can be.
... that's not food.
yep.
"I'm a mother****ing party all by myself."
Bring a t.v. in and make them watch it at school.