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    Drown Their Kittens I am a human pincushion

    I was tested for allergies today and I'll start allergy shots next week sometime.

    They took 3 x-rays of my head, stole a syringe-full of my blood, poked my right arm once, my back probably a couple hundred times, and my left arm twice.

    I'm allergic to peanuts, almonds, melon, shellfish, lobster, oysters, strawberries, corn, rice, wheat, oats, yeast, carrots, nuts, and some other things i don't remember. I'm allergic to basically every tree and grass that exists, along with almost every weed and mold they test for. (yes, har har, weed, i know. ironically, i'm not allergic to hemp ) also, i'm allergic to dogs, cats, and birds.

    thankfully most of the food allergies aren't very strong, so i can just ignore them. And most of the strong ones i don' tlike anyway, so it's not a problem to just avoid them. (seafood, melon, etc) Though the Dr. did tell me to avoid peanuts for two weeks and then try them again to see how i react.



    it looks like somebody used my back as a dartboard.
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    Re: I am a human pincushion

    Quote Originally Posted by proud gonzo
    it looks like somebody used my back as a dartboard.
    did they get a bullseye?

    [runs]

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    Re: I am a human pincushion

    Quote Originally Posted by proud gonzo

    I'm allergic to....melon...
    Dang, that .

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    Re: I am a human pincushion

    I'd use the peanut allergy to **** people off on planes.

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    Re: I am a human pincushion

    Quote Originally Posted by Czar Soonerov
    Dang, that .
    watermelon, cantaloupe.... i don't like them anyway. no big deal.
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    Re: I am a human pincushion

    I love melons.

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    Re: I am a human pincushion

    Dang, that does suck. I went to the allegist when I was a teenager & basically got the same list as you, practically everything. Watch out 'cause they'll want to put you on some weird diet of some green mush or expensive "non allergetic" foods.

    Did you ever try the local honey?


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    Re: I am a human pincushion

    not yet--i'm in kansas now. the allergies that were bothering me last week were tree allergies anyway.

    he didn't tell me to try non-allergenic foods. just to avoid the few i'm pretty allergic to. he knows i already know all the normal things to eliminate allergens from your environment. most of those i don't have to worry about too much. just the shots.
    "I'm a mother****ing party all by myself."

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    Re: I am a human pincushion

    The tests for food allergies are not considered extremely reliable. That said, it is a great place to start and some people respond very well to changes in the diet.
    What is more significant is that you are allergic to so many things. Restrict those foods so that you aren't having very many of them in a short amount of time. Peanut oil is in many of the prepared foods, so read the labels.
    Also, if it is a bad time with the environmental allergies, don't make it worse by adding in the food allergens.
    Good luck! Allergies suck.
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    Re: I am a human pincushion

    Quote Originally Posted by proud gonzo
    I was tested for allergies today and I'll start allergy shots next week sometime.

    They took 3 x-rays of my head, stole a syringe-full of my blood, poked my right arm once, my back probably a couple hundred times, and my left arm twice.

    I'm allergic to peanuts, almonds, melon, shellfish, lobster, oysters, strawberries, corn, rice, wheat, oats, yeast, carrots, nuts, and some other things i don't remember. I'm allergic to basically every tree and grass that exists, along with almost every weed and mold they test for. (yes, har har, weed, i know. ironically, i'm not allergic to hemp ) also, i'm allergic to dogs, cats, and birds.

    thankfully most of the food allergies aren't very strong, so i can just ignore them. And most of the strong ones i don' tlike anyway, so it's not a problem to just avoid them. (seafood, melon, etc) Though the Dr. did tell me to avoid peanuts for two weeks and then try them again to see how i react.



    it looks like somebody used my back as a dartboard.
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    Re: I am a human pincushion

    A life without peanuts is not worth living.

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    Re: I am a human pincushion

    Quote Originally Posted by 12
    A life without peanuts is not worth living.
    Peanuts are the bologna of the nut family.

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    Re: I am a human pincushion

    wow. what CAN you eat????

    out of that list I'm allergic to almonds. that's pretty much the only food allergy I know of.
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    Re: I am a human pincushion

    Quote Originally Posted by Czar Soonerov
    I love melons.

    HAW!!!!!!


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    Re: I am a human pincushion

    Quote Originally Posted by proud gonzo
    I was tested for allergies today and I'll start allergy shots next week sometime.

    I'm allergic to peanuts, almonds, melon, shellfish, lobster, oysters, strawberries, corn, rice, wheat, oats, yeast, carrots, nuts, and some other things i don't remember. I'm allergic to basically every tree and grass that exists, along with almost every weed and mold they test for. (yes, har har, weed, i know. ironically, i'm not allergic to hemp ) also, i'm allergic to dogs, cats, and birds.

    thankfully most of the food allergies aren't very strong, so i can just ignore them. And most of the strong ones i don' tlike anyway, so it's not a problem to just avoid them. (seafood, melon, etc) Though the Dr. did tell me to avoid peanuts for two weeks and then try them again to see how i react.

    it looks like somebody used my back as a dartboard.
    Are we related? I don't have some of your food allergies, but I've got all
    of your environmental allergies.

    I do believe the shots will make a big difference with the environmental
    allergies in 6-12 months, they did for me.

    Some food allergies are just brutal and you can't shake them.

    I am so allergic to barley and hops, I can't drink beer. People think it's
    because I grew up baptist, I have to tell them no, I about choke to death.

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    Re: I am a human pincushion

    Quote Originally Posted by slickdawg
    I am so allergic to barley and hops, I can't drink beer. People think it's because I grew up baptist, I have to tell them no, I about choke to death.
    You poor, poor man.

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    Re: I am a human pincushion

    Quote Originally Posted by Mjcpr
    You poor, poor man.
    It sucks.

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    Re: I am a human pincushion

    Quote Originally Posted by sanantoniosooner
    Peanuts are the bologna of the nut family.
    Maybe, but Peanut Pony just doesn't have the same ring to it.

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    Re: I am a human pincushion

    Quote Originally Posted by 12
    A life without peanuts is not worth living.
    I never thought Charlie Brown was all that funny.

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    Re: I am a human pincushion

    Had that done too PG.

    I am likewise allergic to a lot of stuff, but some of it, like almonds, I just eat anyway because I love it so much. I'll just eat almonds til my tongue gets all mottled and funky looking. Then I'll stick my funky tongue out at Czar and say "Umm 'ere anth 'ive 'nme a gniss." I think it really grosses him out.

    I have also always hated any kind of melon as well as cucumbers. I recently read that melon is a cousin of the ragweed family, to which I am really, really allergic, and that cucumbers are in the melon family. I am wondering if there is a connection.

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