Being a kid on Christmas Morning.
Being a kid on Christmas Morning.
14 day orgasm.
IBTD
When all else fails, get a bigger hammer.
Getting away with a complex series of lies.
seeing your enemies die at your feet.
raping the fields and pillaging the women.
Friday afternoon as an elementary school kid.
hydrocodone.
Manipulating friends and relatives to join Amway.
A Xanax and two bloody mary's.
Dogs licking my toes.
sex with Cindy Crawford.
I would imagine
An Education is what you get when you Read the Instructions,
Experience is what you get if you don't...
Chest nuts roasting on an open fire.
Jack Frost nipping at your nose.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOO...U!
about a week until Spring ball starts
raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
Whenever a boy comes you should always have something baking.
I love that moment just before impact in a car wreck.
(controlled) oversteer is a good one
Aloe toilet paper.
Spending someone elses money.
My kids rock the flock!
Still sober enough to know what you are doing, but to drunk to care.
Do you work for Hallmark?Originally Posted by soonerbrat