NC State

[soonermark]

Kelvin's got it easy compared to these guys.

Believe me, it is possible. Our board gets particularly ugly after watching the team score about 20 points in a half because we pass the ball around the perimeter for the entire shot clock, don't have players cutting or attacking the basket, etc. Our offense can get downright offensive.

Sound familiar?

So, let me summarize for you Cal fans. Other than a lack of fundamentals, no interest in rebounding, deployment of our patent pending 6 minute scoring drought's, and consistently taking low percentage shots, we can be a real threat. You may be confused by our positionless offense - so I'll help. When we set up our "O", the guy the furthest away from the basket is our Center - stick your big man on him. Our other 4 guys will stand outside the 3 point line - which is where they will shoot from - so have your other 4 guys stand in the lane for the rebounds, and you should be good to go. But don't worry, afterwards we will rejoice in our body of work and the relationships which we have built…...

Outstanding!

Hilarious thread

[AustinTXHorn]

Man, it's bad over there. It's making me re-think my pick of NC State over Cal.

[soonermark]

Another gem.

[OKC-SLC]

those guys are pretty funny.

[Soonerborn03]

Lately, we've been running the "PrincetnL" offense - it's a modified Princeton scheme in which there's generally no "O" and it usually ends with an "L".

Great Thread!

[PrideTrombone]

Being from California, ya'll should be used to smokin' Herb. Enjoy.

Gold, people. Comedic gold.

[PrideTrombone]

OK - serious question.

Why does everyone keep insisting that we run a modified Princeton offense? Have you not watched us lately? We run an ugly, hybrid thing where there are NO backdoor cuts, NO cuts to the basket, NO layups that result from the offense... we have something like a high-post motion offense (except that there's not much motion), and what ends up generating a shot is typically a one-on-one drive by one of our players against someone more athletic with about 6 to go on the shot clock. I've never seen Princeton run anything remotely similar.

Interesting.

[jkm, the stolen pifwafwi]

you really need to be able to spek from board to another

[King Crimson]

seems like every year Sendek is on the hot seat. and without Julius Hodge to save his bacon.....?

[Dio]

"Guys please stop. You are killing our program with these negetive comments."

I think I found Jay.

[Big Red Ron]

Wasn't NC State one of the first schools that came after Kelvin. How bad would these guys melt down if he went there...lol

[PrideTrombone]