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  1. 3/13/2006, 02:32 PM #1
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    Question Who Had an Alibi for NOT Shooting JFK?



    Was busy making the donuts.
  2. 3/13/2006, 02:35 PM #2
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    Re: Who Had an Alibi for NOT Shooting JFK?

    I was at Crabtown with Sooner44. Then we went to the free clinic.
  3. 3/13/2006, 02:39 PM #3
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    Re: Who Had an Alibi for NOT Shooting JFK?

    "I was at the airport that day but will not rest till I find who did it."

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    Re: Who Had an Alibi for NOT Shooting JFK?

    I was -12.
  5. 3/13/2006, 02:49 PM #5
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    Re: Who Had an Alibi for NOT Shooting JFK?

    I was in an ovary all day.
    I'm not happy until you're not happy.
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    Re: Who Had an Alibi for NOT Shooting JFK?



    "Well, don't look at me.
    I didn't shoot no damn President!"
  7. 3/13/2006, 02:56 PM #7
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    Re: Who Had an Alibi for NOT Shooting JFK?

    "I shot the Sheriff."



    "But I didn't shoot no JFK."
  8. 3/13/2006, 02:57 PM #8
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    Re: Who Had an Alibi for NOT Shooting JFK?

    Quote Originally Posted by mdklatt
    I was in an ovary all day.
    Anyone we know?
  9. 3/13/2006, 02:59 PM #9
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    Re: Who Had an Alibi for NOT Shooting JFK?

    Quote Originally Posted by picasso
    I was at Crabtown with Sooner44. Then we went to the free clinic.
    I got your back too man.
    THANK GOD I'M A SOONER!
  10. 3/13/2006, 03:02 PM #10
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  11. 3/13/2006, 03:07 PM
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  12. 3/13/2006, 04:57 PM #11
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    Re: Who Had an Alibi for NOT Shooting JFK?

    well....i wasnt born for another...er....23 yrs later!! does that count??
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  13. 3/13/2006, 05:01 PM #12
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    Re: Who Had an Alibi for NOT Shooting JFK?

    Quote Originally Posted by Pieces Hit
    Yeah, I guess she had a good one.
  14. 3/13/2006, 05:32 PM #13
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    Re: Who Had an Alibi for NOT Shooting JFK?

    I was almost ready to be conceived.
    I got a bad mustache
    a recurring rash
    and not a lot of cash.
    I spend it on my stash.
    Man it's good to be a geek!

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    Re: Who Had an Alibi for NOT Shooting JFK?

    My first grade teacher, Mrs Zarkos, will vouch for me. She was quite a hottie, BTW.
    You tell me it's the institution. Well, you know, you'd better free your mind instead.
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  16. 3/13/2006, 05:46 PM #15
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    Re: Who Had an Alibi for NOT Shooting JFK?

    I was but a star in the sky
  17. 3/13/2006, 06:20 PM #16
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    Re: Who Had an Alibi for NOT Shooting JFK?

    Quote Originally Posted by Sooner Born Sooner Bred
    I was but a star in the sky
    It's time we had a little talk about the birds and the bees....
    I'm not happy until you're not happy.
  18. 3/13/2006, 07:04 PM #17
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    Re: Who Had an Alibi for NOT Shooting JFK?

    My kindergarten teacher had my back but she's dead now. I got a sworn affadavit from her on her deathbed. I was almost 90 miles away in "time-out" and standing in the corner when it all went down.
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  19. 3/13/2006, 10:21 PM #18
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    Re: Who Had an Alibi for NOT Shooting JFK?

    I was 12. We got news of the shooting while I was in History class, and the principal announced he had died while I was in Study Hall.
  20. 3/13/2006, 10:25 PM #19
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    Re: Who Had an Alibi for NOT Shooting JFK?

    I was -5 at the time, so I'm clear.

    I was a month old for RFK, so I'm clear there too.
  21. 3/13/2006, 10:56 PM #20
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    Re: Who Had an Alibi for NOT Shooting JFK?

    Quote Originally Posted by mdklatt
    I was in an ovary all day.
    Only 23 of your 46 chromosomes. Can you account for the whereabouts of your other 23 chromosomes at the time of the shooting?
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